Gangsters Gamblers Geezers

This is without doubt the worst film I've ever seen. Plot is crap. Acting is crap. Nobody in the film knows a thing about gangsters or geezers. And I think it was shot on an iPhone.

Going to be honest about this film... i heard a lot of this around social media and some bad reviews but i bloody loved it... the comedy was pure genius and i was actually laughing out loud at so much of the film great effort for the director and i thought Jodie marsh looked banging in the film and the character of Krish was funny as f**k. some people may not like this kind of humour but as a young lad its as real as can be and would watch it over and over again without a doubt Big narstie mad me laugh every time i saw him on screen and that atomic kitten girl was fit too. over all definitely a lads film and funny as hell

Is there anything even slightly Ok about film?

Nope still speechless....

I really don't get everyone's bad reviews!

It's clearly a funny film that shouldn't be taken so seriously! It was done on a fairly small budget and it should be taken as a bunch of new filmmakers giving it a go! I sure as hell wouldn't be able to do it!

Give them a bit of slack! I've watched a lot worse in Hollywood!!! If anything I am proud to see some home grown Directors and actors finally going for it! The story line is unique and it was fun to see some familiar faces on my screen. It's a British comedy and i personally really enjoyed it. Well done to the actors and film makers. If this is their first attempt then it can only get better and better.

Viewed at a free screening and I felt ripped off.Infantile teen comedy knock off of Snatch & Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels. Written as a vehicle for forgotten about and wannabe "celebrities" with little to no acting experience and it shows.The badly cast caricature gangster theme is ridiculous to the nth degree,the villains attempting to be menacing but never quite managing to carry it off. I found some amusement from the gypsy gang but no doubt the stereotypical portrayal will be viewed as racist rather than funny by the traveling community. Professional fantasist Dave Courtney's performance as Terry is strangely unconvincing, I say strangely as he has been pretending to be a gangster for 25 years and still cant pull it off. If this truly had a budget of £1.8 million a cannot see where it was spent and feel for the investors. I cannot work out the target audience. primary school humour with a level of violence and offensive dialogue which precludes primary school kids from watching. I also feel compelled to warn others not to waste their time on this.