- Elliot: [about young girls] Dad, they're pretty, huh?
- Jim: Well, ya know, pretty depends on your definition of pretty. Do you think they're pretty?
- Elliot: I guess.
- Jim: Well then, there you go. That's *your* definition.
- Elliot: Is mommy pretty?
- Jim: Your mother... Yeah, she's beautiful.
- Elliot: I think so, too.
- Jim: Yeah. I mean, not in a classical sense, but more in an Emily Dickinson, kind of bookish Tina Fey kind of thing.