- [to Sarah after decapitating Paul by kicking his head off]
- Stitches: Sorry about Paul, he had to head off!
- [beating a cat to death]
- Stitches: Let's see how many lives you've got left. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... DEAD!
- [Deciding who to murder first, Tom or Kate]
- Stitches: Now, what's better? The look on your face when I stab her? Or the look on her face when I stab you?
- The Motley: You're not our charge, but know this: a clown who doesn't finish his party act can never rest, and a joke is never funny the second time round.