Beso De Tres

No sex scenes at all but still just as awkward, staring 3 "nepo-babies" and 2 pregnancies. Most of the this love-less triangle is spent on one couple trying desperately to leverage an unplanned pregnancy into a relationship. But as anyone out of high school, and not staring in this film, knows you can't reform the bad-boy or save the broken-girl with "daddy issues", change must come from within. Whether that change actually occured is up to the audience to decide by the end of the film. The moral of the story is beware of casual sex, especially unprotected, because your partner may be immature, a selfish witch, or an emotional masochist. Bloopers are shown thoroughout the credits including a story impacting post-credit scene.

(Please 🙏 listen to us 'haters'! Because trust me I giving it my fair judgement. And I love rom coms as much as the next girl.)

Let me focus on the positive to say the least because there is very few. The actors are extremely goodlooking and it made me do a light ha randomly. But that's it.

The premise is basically a watered down version of knocked up, but make it 2x. But this version is way less funny. And the man is 'madly' in love with one of them. But he's trying his best for the both! He's just some poor guy, man. 🙄 If the writing was focused more in the dynamic of the three, this would've been a very fun film. But they made that more a sub plot. And focused on I don't even know. It was all over the place. This is close to a 2hr film and I can't tell you a single thing about these characters except for surface level stuff. Plus, this movie DRAGS. By the time you're done watching this film, the suspension of belief. It's broken way too many times. And a plot twist becomes extremely predictable. The whole thing feels like I could've made the story with my Sims.

It's just feels like a better quality camera student film. And I have seen my share of those. This tried to be more than what it is too. Save your energy, pick something else.

Someone mentioned this in one of the other reviews: One, there's a bunch of montages actually. But One of the montages is to the characters are dating after the inciting incident. And the film through a montage of changes of seasons, but cut to when they find out that they're pregnant it's only been 6 weeks! How? How it's it possible to go through summer, fall and winter in only a month and a half? What the hell is the timing of this stupid film? It's all over the place.

This is an example that a movie can have too many twists, the movie was too long for its own good. Overall, the movie is entertaining, think about a Jerry Springer episode that was cleaned up and edited for a more general audience. But the plots and twists were ridiculous for a rom-com. The charm of the actors does keep one watching wanting to figure out what can come up next.

The movie is well made and a very interesting watch. I just couldn't help but feel constantly sorry for Connor. This is one of those very rare occasions where the outcome of the story actually affects my critical opinion about the movie. I know it's not supposed to happen but I really can't help it this time.

An R Rated movie called 'The Threesome' with a decent cast. This should be a fun time, right? Unfortunately not so much. The film set itself up really well. It had a convoluted situation that could go in a lot of interesting directions, and then it just kind of picked none of them and whimpered to the finish line.

The characters in the movie were good. They were reasonably likable and had good actors playing them. It was the script that never let them shine. There was very little charming dialogue and absolutely no laughs whatsoever. I don't think I laughed once.

All in all the film was about as forgettable as they come. 5/10.