Where the Dead Go to Die

You know, considering this IS supposed to be dark humor I can give this the benefit of the doubt. Fine. But this was still a bad movie IMO. And not even because of the stuff that happens really. Solely because of the Playstation 1 level of cgi, the unrealistic amounts and placement of blood based on wounds, the crappy voice acting, and most of all the lack of plot and overall point that all three of these stories had. Seriously. The ONLY one that could have possibly gone anywhere was the last one, and that's only because it was so damn long. Not because it had any actual substance, but because it had enough length to actually be made into something. But it eventually falls into the same boat because the creator decided to go nowhere with it just like the other two stories. And that just leads to everything being nothing short of boring. What was the dog suppose to represent? What was he doing there? Why did he talk those kids into doing what they did? There's plenty of telling in this film but not enough showing. We don't get an actual reason as to why anything happened, they just did and that's that it seems. That's fine if it's suppose to be intentionally bad, but with something that was meant to be serious horror it's just God awful.

The only thing I got from this movie was a sense of "God hates us" since it's practically thrown in your face the entire time. That, and there is absolutely NO excuse for a movie made in 20-freaking-12 to have animation this half-assed and shitty. Absolutely none. I don't know if he was just bad at animation or what. If so, he should have had the sense to polish up on his animating skills before he put this eye sore out.

This could have been something good in the dark horror category, if not for the crap animation along with the nonsense/no explanation "plot" that honestly leaves you wondering why you would even bother to watch this in the first place.

Combining the herky-jerky animation style of early 90s The Residents videos with the rantings of disturbed, lonely teenagers, this film so desperately wants to be a transgressive masterpiece. Instead, with its hamfisted portrayal of "taboo" subjects, it fails to hit any of its intended marks, and just comes off as a piece of sloppy garbage best suited for (and forgotten in) that weird part of YouTube.

I have seen so many terrible animated movies in my life like dorbees, rapsittie street kids, foodfight, and wolf tracer's dinosaur island. but this is just... TERRIBLE. the person who made this movie, Jimmy Screamerclaz is a really nice guy. although his animations are HORRIFIC. the animation looks like a eight year old made the models in Microsoft paint 3d. this is a anthology horror film with 3 stories. Tainted Milk, Liquid Memories, and The mask that the monsters wear. the thing is NONE OF THEM HAVE A COHERENT PLOT.I don't know what to say about this. If I could I would rate this 0/10. please never watch this movie. It makes Foodfight look like a masterpiece

Where The Dead Go To Die tries to tell you that it's being critical on religion and that it's something more but it's not. The entire film is a collection of loosely connected stories and none of them make any sense. Sometimes, you don't even know they're changing stories. The animation is some of the worst I've ever seen. There's no excuse for this. The voice acting is another awful thing. No one can voice act to save their life. They all sound like droids and lifeless zombies when they deliver their lines. There's absolutely not one solitary good thing about this movie. It's a complete insult to the film-making industry and to independent projects. The entire film looks like it came from the sick mind of Jeffrey Dahmer. I honestly believe that the director needs to see serious medical attention for his unstable mind. Where The Dead Go To Die is, to this day, the worst movie I've ever seen.

Imagine if someone made a concoction consisting of every hard drug imaginable (crack, heroin, LSD, etc) that was liquefied in a blender and consumed through the butt. Now imagine that person doesn't die, but instead makes an animated movie based on the absolutely messed up things he sees in his tripped out state.

That would be normal compared to Where The Dead Go To Die.

Don't see this movie. It should be illegal. Seriously, I don't think I could describe what happens in the film without worrying that I'll get arrested and become a registered sex offender. Yea, it's that kind of "movie." If I could give it a score lower than a 1, I would.