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There was one reason I stuck with this movie past the first 5 minutes.

It is so terrible that it almost became entertaining! The acting, script and performances are just plain bad, but the (lack of) quality in the production takes things to another level. An early sign of what was to come was when the two lead characters were shown sitting in what is clearly a stationary, motionless car. Despite this, one of them repeatedly moves the steering wheel in a an apparent attempt to convince the audience he's driving.

I could dwell on such mistakes but it would be remiss not to mention the casual racism. The characters are repeatedly shown demeaning white women (who seem to appear only as prostitutes, strippers or serving staff) with the apparent intention of making themselves appear tough. Racial slurs and needles, bizarre unprovoked aggression towards white women is a recurring theme.

Essentially, this feels like it was written, acted and scripted by ten year old's who have spent the afternoon watching rap videos.

Because it's the only enjoyment you'll get out of this steaming pile of horse manure... While slightly better than being vomited on, this movie is so poor on so many levels, that it really is a complete waste of your time.

I was quite excited to find out that Macy Gray was in this, and endured what I could of the "script" and "acting" until we see her in the Miami scenes... Oh dear... what a waste that was, she was ******** awful.

Ving Rhames also shows up in the worst performance of his career... hope the paycheck was worth it.

Just avoid this piece of crap.

Great Movie, I like State Property 1 & 2 better. Also Plot could have been more interesting. Some of the actors could have got into their character a little better. A good movie for Crime, & Comedy :-) I also enjoyed seeing myself in this movie. (Played in the Strip Club Scene as a Swat Team Member, and in the Club Scene) Glad they filmed this in Miami, FL. Everyone in the cast had fun everyday. Looking forward to the next film from Flavor Unit Ent. Favorit day on set was when Melinda Williams made me give her a leg massage, said her legs hurt from rocking them heels :-). Glad BET picked this up! The next time Flavor Unit Ent. has auditions for speaking rolls i'll be there. Especially if it's in Miami.

First, unless you like seeing Ving Rhames wearing a cowboy outfit, you don't want to see this movie.

Second, if you need a reason to wonder why it is this movie was made, please for the love of gods, tell me.

Third, there's no spoilers to give away about this godsforsaken movie. It's just that bad. They took what could have been a great plot and instead cast it with people who have no clue what they're supposed to be doing. HOW did they get Ving Rhames into this mess? He is such a good actor. Was it extortion that got him to do this pile of stinking poo?

It's not a gangsta' movie, it's not a rapper movie, it's not a crime drama, it fails on so many levels it just is incomprehensible what they were thinking as they watched the final cut of this atrocious thing that they thought, "hey, you know, SOMEONE will like it." No, not they won't unless English is not their first language.

Don't waste your time. Don't waste your money. Don't waste the 90 minutes you could be doing something else, ANYTHING ELSE, watching this.

This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.. Horribly directed, absurdly stupid script, unbelievably poor acting and just an overall retarded experience. Everything from the poor accents of the actors, to the mistimed events, it's all garbage.

I'm going to make a list of the crap in this movie:

-Bad music -Poor acting -Bad script/writing -Bad camera angles -Out-of-place clothing -Poor character development -Mistimed events

And so, so, so, so much more absolute trash.. What a waste of time.

How anyone would find this movie entertaining is beyond my wildest dreams.. Every single one of these people acting are indeed NOT actors. The only person half-way believable is the Turkish "bad guy," and even that was forced.

AVOID. AVOID. AVOID.