- Governor Hughes: Why do you two assholes... look so pleased with yourselves? The both of you are fucking fired. I should have done it years ago.
- Bill Boss: Hey cockroaches, did you like these films? I hand-picked them for you as an instructional and mental training. The world's first human prison centipede will finally teach you how to become humans.
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- Dwight Butler: Well what do you think?
- Bill Boss: Jesus Christ. I fuckin' told you these movies would be shit and they are pure shit literary. They Stink!
- Bill Boss: Black, chicken slave niggers... mother fisting, baby raping Mexican lowlifes. Me cago en la madre que te pario. Circumcised, ugly Jewish goat fuckers. Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs. Jesus fuckin' bleached assholes. Impotent, yellow faced, narrow eyed coons!
- Dwight Butler: Just look at her. She's the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. I think she should be treated in a regular hospital.
- Bill Boss: No. I want my cock socket close. Beaten up women... make me so horny.
- Dwight Butler: Please, Bill, don't.
- Bill Boss: Jesus Christ.
- Dwight Butler: I beg you. I... I love her.
- Bill Boss: Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. Fuck off!
- Bill Boss: Hey man. How do you feel? Feel submissive. Even thankful, I bet.
- Inmate 297: You took them... that's okay. I don't need them. When I get Loose I'm gonna find some barb wire and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents and I'm gonna fucking rape them too. Sieg heil, motherfucker!
- Bill Boss: Shut the fuck up! Fuck the sissy psychological leadership bullshit! My leadership balls are atom bombs! 100 megatons each!
- Bill Boss: Hey, cockroaches did you like these films? I handpicked them for you as an instructional and mental training. The world's first human-prison centipede will finally teach you how to become humans.
- Dwight Butler: I don't think this is a very good idea.
- Bill Boss: Literally on your fucking hands and knees. Your ugly pussy mouths sewn to an unwiped asshole feeding of the diarrhea from your fellow inmate. I can't wait... to see... your pure agony!
- Bill Boss: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck yourself! You imbecile, communist, zombie cunt. Nobody insults me like that. I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole with Cuban cigars up to your throat! Don't mess with Bill Boss!
- Dwight Butler: Well, we are gathered here today. Glad to investigate the possibility of applying Mr. Six's human centipede idea to our prison. I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?
- Bill Boss: This is my desk! In my headquarters! At my pentitentiary! Wake up! We're not in a movie here playing some idiots!
- Tom Six: Well, it is 100% medically accurate. I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam and he made a very detailed operation report for me and he said he could actually make a human centipede in his hospital. I brought the... operation reports and the drawings... so maybe you can have a look at that?
- Dwight Butler: The pede looks perfect. The last few prisoners have just been attached and although the wounds are still fresh you get the idea!
- Bill Boss: Perfect!