Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Jersey Shore Shark Attack is an action, adventure film directed by John Shepphird. The film stars Jeremy Luke, Melissa Molinaro and Jack Scalia.

At the Jersey Shore, unchecked drilling brings killer sharks in direct contact with party-goers, most of whom do not live to tell the tale. But the ones that do have a hard time convincing others.

This B Grade film is bad infact very bad, the film has some pathetic and terrible VFX with some lame and irritating acting and a terrible climax.

The plot of the film is average and execution is terrible, the film has nothing fresh or exciting to offer and is a pathetic B grade film which should be avoided at any cost.

When a film starts off with "Come in, I won't bite you. Unless you want me to" and goes downhill from there you know you are in trouble.

Total waste of time, from the script (see above) to the special affects (sharks look like kids bathtub play things) , there is nothing good about this movie.

The acting is what you would expect from the TV show, so, umm, not good.

I think it is the first film I have seen in a while that I can think of nothing at all good to say about it.

SyFy channel are known for their cheesiness, they outdid themselves this time.

Unless you are a fan (and even then) avoid.

For reasons more complicated than I would want to explain, I ended up at a special big- screen premiere of "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" last night. The trailer for this TV movie event has been attracting considerable online derision lately, so I feel compelled to say that in a theater, surrounded by a crowd of the willing, it's actually pretty fun.

The cults that surround movies like "The Room" and "Troll 2" have created a weird sort of cottage industry centered around "so-bad-it's-good" entertainment. SyFy, which has lately been churning out deadpan goofs like "Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus", seems determined to enter those sweepstakes. But the appeal of something like "The Room" comes from the understanding that the movie was meant to be *good*. (Tommy Wiseau has since claimed otherwise, but seriously, come on.)

"Jersey Shore" and "Mega-Shark", by contrast, are pseudo-hip, self-aware entertainments, somewhere between Roger Corman's '60s beatnik spoof "Bucket of Blood" and a Z-grade Frankie Avalon beach party. Here and there they earn a laugh worthy of a good SCTV sketch. (In "Mega-Shark" it's the bit with the plane, and in this one it's the fate of ex-'N Syncer Joey Fatone.)

This isn't exactly great or even good cinema. On TV, without a live audience, this may well die the death. But low-budget quickies like this used to kill in a drive-in or a 99-cent grindhouse. With low expectations you forgive the clunkier jokes and appreciate the details (like the "Jaws" music cue during Tony Sirico's Quint speech). Fun was had and the profit margins were high-- so why exactly aren't there drive-ins anymore?

With a title like this and the fact it was being broadcast on the SyFy Channel I wasn't expecting a film cruelly passed over at the Academy Awards . I was expecting some dumb entertainment with all the rabidly aesthetic appeal of BAYWATCH

To be honest dumb entertainment where you have to switch your brain off is something I did get but the main disappointment is how on earth can a bunch of young women running around in bikinis be so unattractive ? The main bimbo is Nooki ( Stop laughing ) is under the impression that a man is only attracted to a women if she has a bronze skin tone . Let me speak on behalf of 3.5 billion men and state that beauty comes from the inside and not out of a bottle of instant suntan solution . Nooki's suntan is even more distracting and unconvincing than the CGI used in the movie

Concept/plot: Syfy channel shark attack movie meets Jersey Shore parody.

Going into the movie with that and only that on my mind, the movie works. Now, were these good choices for a movie? No. But key aspects of the movie to be on point to make it work: Shark Attacks Jersey Shore cast spoof You get both, one is significantly better than the other mind you. The shark Attacks are notoriously cheap, even for a Syfy movie. The spoof cast is on point. As a person who has seen about 5 min of JS, they do very well. I can instantly tell who they were to be. Are they annoying, yes, are their real world counter parts annoying, yes.

The plot overall is basic to these types of movies, and it's real draw creative wise, is the spoof. Is it a good movie? Average at best. Was it a good idea for a movie? No That coupled with the low budget, simply do this movie no favours.