Lizard Lick Towing

People who think this show is at all real are very stupid. How many towing companies always have a film crew following them around all day to film the ridiculous situations? The two main guys are punks. The owners wife, instead of being hot, looks like a bull dyke. The two punks would regularly have their assess kicked several times a day. If either of them laid a hand on me they would wake up in the hospital. In real life you never know just who you are screwing with. I am not the only one out there with extensive training in hand to hand combat. In my case it's 6 years as a Jungle Warfare instructor. I don't care if you are Bruce Lee or Arnold at his peak, I can take you down in 1 or 2 seconds. This is not a brag. This is what you will eventually run onto in real life. There are thousands of people with these abilities. I personally have trained over a thousand people from recon, expeditionary forces to special forces troops. Even I would not mess with most of these people.

Many of us wondered what the absolute rock bottom of "reality TV" would look like. And now we know. Sadly.

I have worked with repo agents for almost 20 years. A number of them are close, personal friends. This is about as far as one can get from anything approaching reality. Every episode seems to feature NUMEROUS felony assaults, both against and by the LL team. And yet nobody cares. Those of you who think this crap is real are the kind of childish tools who tense up while watching pro wrestling. Bobby is a superman who regularly takes on (and takes out) three, four, five guys at once. Come on! And Ronny's inane analogies? That's supposed to be funny? One out of a hundred are slightly humorous, while the rest are just pure idiocy. And good or bad, he clearly doesn't come up with them himself.

What do you people think the and the 19 "producers," 14 "production assistants," and the two "STORY PRODUCERS" are paid for? This is fictitious nonsense. Real repossessions are most often boring affairs in which the recovery agent drives by an address five times, checks the place of employment a few more, etc. Other than the fans of real PI work and skip tracing, the show wouldn't entertain anyone unless there was the type of "comedy" and "action" the producers CREATE. Those of you deluded enough to think this crap has any relation to reality are the reason TV has gotten so bad. My God, people! When you applaud crap, we all get more of it. Please stop deceiving yourselves and either turn the channel or read a book.

I don't get these fake so called reality shows that seem to be saturating our TV sets. If something is supposed to be reality TV isn't it supposed to be real? The show follows a firm who specialize in repossession following them around apparently repossessing vehicles, the show is staged with terrible acting and ludicrous over the top supposed unexpected happenings filmed from every conceivable angle even in cars they have yet to enter and in homes they have not visited yet. If you watch it you will see just how staged it really is it makes The Hills, The Only Way is Essex, Geordie Shore and all these so called reality shows look almost real Lizard Lick Towing is almost laughable to a point where it starts to become annoying. What a strange world we are living in when talentless buffoons can make a fortune from such utter rubbish, this is the height of airhead TV I would rather watch paint dry or read the entire telephone book. As you can gather I dislike this show immensely but then again I hate so called reality TV.

Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job.

this show is the worst show i've ever seen.Don't go see it unless you are stupid because it's just the same crap over and over again.An example is all they do is steal cars and make people angry.This has almost no entertainment value at all.I just wish this show was canceled!Any way the plot is just useless and not good at all and there is practically no drama.This show sucks the fun and entertainment out of you because once you get hooked on the show the only thing that you will find entertainment is Lizard Lick Towing and yo will find this show a piece of garbage so take it from me and don't watch this show ever!