Almost Naked Animals

I was a child when I was first exposed to Almost Naked Animals on the free kid's channel ABC 3 (now ABC me). They would play it far too often and I always found the character designs really ugly. Why would I want to see animals that look like they're covered in shaving stubble? It's vomit inducing, really. Talking animals are supposed to be cute and likeable, but they went and did the opposite with this one.

The dog main character is erratic and hyper annoying. He's not funny and never was. The narwhal and poodle and everything else are also really obnoxious. I feel like this show should be illegal for how utterly frustrating it is.

Thah show is disgusting is also the worst Cartoon Network show from 2011 next to The Problem Solverz and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Three disgusting shows i am so glad that Secret Mountain Fort Awesome got cancelled in 2012 while The Problem Solverz and Almost Naked Animals got cancelled the same year.

This show is absolutely disgusting. I would never recommended this abomination.

I mean like the title suggests a show with partial nudity and revealing outfits but it being geared toward kids?! Almost Naked Animals would not be able to air today. The show is about animals who are shaved down to the skin. All the female characters also appear to have b00bs that stick out of their bras. Most of the humor is just toilet humor, gross out jokes, nut shots, and sometimes possible sexual interpretations. This show is basically Drawn Together for kids. The trend of having disgusting characters might have been considered old as of the 2000s but I guess not. Canadian tv isn't as strict as US tv. Somebody better have gotten fired for this.

I'm going to review a Canadian cartoon called "Almost Naked Animals." This show is about a group of shaved animals (including a narwhal and an octopus for some reason) wearing their underwear. While running a hotel called the Banana Cabana. I'll tell you this I watch ytv, and when this came on when I was a kid, I didn't watch it. But since now I watched a couple of episodes, for this review. Its awful, and I will go on depth from here on.

So first lets look at the animation. Its bad flash animation. Probably not the worst I have seen, but still. But the animation can also get pretty gross. Like in the episode, "The Ear Wax Elf, "when Howie (the dog) makes a pile of ear wax, and then boogers. Now lets look at the writing. The stories are either way too nonsensical (I'm a fan of Spongebob you know) or too gross, like I mentioned earlier. An example of a nonsensical episode is when Howie gets a remote stuck in his head. Which then causes misery to the other characters. The jokes are the same thing as well.

Now lets look at the characters. The main character Howie is just an idiot. Not a charming one at that. Who makes bad decisions to the other characters. The rest of the characters are just bland. Although I think the rabbit, and octopus are likable characters. Due to how sensible they are. Although the Poodle who is the main antagonist of the show, and is Howie's sister. Is also a Plankton ripoff. The theme song is also pretty obnoxious. Not as bad as Scaredy Squirrel's theme song (which I plan to review). But it still is a pain to the ears.

So overall you wouldn't get a good cartoon from here. The animation is bad. The stories are nonsensical. The jokes are gross. Most of the characters are not likable. But the plus side are that some of the characters are likable. Mainly the rabbit, and octopus. Is it the worst Canadian cartoon. It's close. But it's still a thousand times better than Megababies. (Which I would not review). My overall score is a 2.5/10.