Spacebong Beach Babes

Over-long and under-funny. Of course when you go to watch a movie called "Spacebong Beach Babes" you go in with low expectations to begin with, and this still manages to disappoint.

It looks like this was made by a couple of friends that had a video camera and a couple of attractive female friends, but had a lack of money, creativity and story-telling ability.

There are plenty of gratuitous close-ups of breasts and butts, but all of them are clothed, so what's the point? BTW, I'm sure that the only positive reviews on this were done by people involved with the film, because this "movie" leaves you disappointed in every possible way.

The kindest thing that can be said about "Spacebong Beach Babes" is that it is no worse than "Snoopy Green's Vampire Movie"; as the latter was released two years later, Green has clearly learned nothing in the meantime. This film is said to have an estimated budget of $13,000, minuscule for the cinema, yet on YouTube you will find plenty of amateur films with zero or negative budgets, some of them produced entirely by kids, that knock this for six, so money isn't everything.

If this film had some kind of plot it might make sense, instead it consists of a small group of admittedly attractive (bar the tattoos) scantily dressed, sewer-mouthed, beta females wandering around Venice Beach communicating telepathically while philosophising about the politics of drug prohibition. Then there are the aliens, cut-out characters who...no, really, enough.

If Snoopy Green achieves anything, it will be to supplant Ed Wood as the worst director of all time. Come to think of it, he's already done that. The big difference is that Wood's films were so bad they are classic, whereas Green's are just unspeakable.

When it comes to stoner comedy, Snoopy Green is an absolute Fellini. The surreal, comedic, shocking film is one to remember. I can totally see it up there with Rocky Horror - cult cult classic in the absolutely best way.

We often see the independent movie through the lens of the "commercial" version of that genre. "Spacebong" is one of those great finds.

You know you're watching something brilliant when you have a falsetto talking "bud" from space laughing maniacally, teleporting, and influencing the brain function of the toking hotties...its a truly amazing mix.

Excellent work, Mr. Green!

Check the dood in the dope dispensary.

NASA needs to check out the space traveling trolls.

Most excellent beach scenes.

Bill and Ted would have been better off hooking up with the ladies here.

Napoleon, Genghis Khan and the rest of history's fruit loops running around in a lame mall, or hittin' it with fine ladies? Slam Dunk Doods! And watching for free? Who gives away free stuff anymore.

Snoop kicks major Michale-Moore sized ass! Do yourself right and download this whole thing along with the band videos linked here.

Check out the Pot Circle flick too. Crazy Kristian kookoos vs. dope smoking prom scammers.

Just like real high school. Sorta