Spiders on a Plane

Ok this was one of the worst movies ever !! I love B movies, horror comedy, even some bad horror can be fun. But this wasn't it! Lame acting, horrible CGI, stupid script. Watch snakes on a plane instead now that was at least fun.

How does anyone make a movie like this and actually want people to see it!!! If you enjoy arachnid movies watch Infected or Arachnaphobia. If you don't have the money to put out a at least a decent movie don't bother at all.

For those that have this a good review I feel like I got played and you all did that on purpose as a joke cause this had no redeeming value whatsoever.

One of my biggest bugbears is the general quality of extras in films and TV. It seems to be that no matter the calibre of the leads in the film in question, it's physically impossible to find those who are even remotely capable of acting like a normal person in normal life go about their day in the background.

I IMPLORE YOU TO LOOK NO FURTHER.

The lad who seems to sleep whilst there is a torrent of spider-led destruction and massacre going on around him at 40 mins is better at acting asleep than I actually look like when I truly sleep. Why I know how I look when I sleep is by-the-by, but I was totally blown away. The look of over-the-shoulder incredulity when the spider had a whoopsie (I didn't know spiders could drool so the only option is this was spider-jizz, so his expression was absolutely fitting for the scenario) just rounded off the performance. Watch this space and Ryan Gosling - look out!

The rest of the film was meh. But that lad. Superb.

Anyone who thinks this move is bad, does not have a sense of humour

It's hilarious, made me smile and I'm a tough contender for knowing funny

8 legged freaks, snakes on a plane, Sean of the dead vibe

Spiders on Airplane!

It's perfectly orchestrated It's a lot of fun

Don't listen to them fools who don't know a good movie they only want attention and we don't need the negativity let's just enjoy.

For a groundbreaking achievement, with a lot of new faces, not relying on recognised personalities like samuel Jackson

Its proper satire

monty arachnid

I hope you have a wonderful day x.

It's all gravy bubs.

Ignore the 10 star reviews. It's a classic C grade I was fooled into thinking was a hidden monster gem by these reviews...

It's poorly acted and poorly written. It's horrible to look at and worse to listen to...

If you like trashy movies this is fun (I got a good laugh)...

But it is NOT a good movie...

There are moments of so bad it's good that redeem it enough to be worthy of 3 stars... but even that is a stretch...

You can tell the cast did the best they could with what they had...

But in particular the randomness of events alone blows out any form of comprehension and makes for a confusing ride.

3/10 at a push.

There were not many redeeming qualities to this movie. The opening scene made it look like it might have some promise of a real plot. But it ended there, and just became a silly waste of time. It wasn't a horror film. It wasn't a comedy. It wasn't good.

The "special effects" honestly looked like they were put together in somebody's basement with props from the Spencer's Halloween Store.

The characters are silly cartoons of airline passengers. The plane had all the requisite passengers, even on a nearly empty flight.

If you want to see requisite movie passengers, Airplane is a much better choice.

The actors, some of which were actually good, who were given such a terrible script to work from, were probably embarrassed to be practicing their craft in this one. There was a real lack of continuity as to where in the plane characters were, and the spaces within the airliner.

Watch out for this one! You could absolutely find better ways to spend an hour+ than watching this flop.