Out of Hand

I'm a big fan of Louise Linton so I was looking forward to this. This one simply falls flat on all fronts. The music is horrendous auto tune vocals and the production value reminded me of a soap opera. There isn't any characters to like is one problem. Another problem is the dialogue which, at times, is ridiculous. A detailed story, told by one of the main characters, about animal abuse makes it a hard watch. There were also too many implausible scenes that would just never happen in real life. Louise Linton, as Director, I'm sure would have done a much better job as "Chick Flick" was a much better movie, that she Directed. It might appeal to some strictly for it's campiness but without any humor. No black comedy here. Louise Linton did a fantastic job however and did the most with the role that she was given.

It's early Monday morning and I started watching this before midnight last night. Well, call me a masochist. Why do i do these things to myself I ask. I don't know any of the actors except for Billy Baldwin who is interchangeable with his older brother in their awfulness. How did they age so badly??? Anyway, this was so bad that I'm just filling up the character requirements now. I skipped the part where the male lead was going to describe some horrific puppy abuse. Anyone who can think of appalling scenes like that should be strung up - only twisted people want to watch that . Hard No.

My girl has done it again! Girlboss multi-hyphenate Louise Linton has a return to form after the misstep that was Chick Flick. All the Linton signatures are here- bisexual lighting, an accent thats all over the place, designer outfits that she most likely brought home after the shoot since shes a producer, inexplicable work out buddies, getting off on dating a younger man, everyone plotting to murder everyone else, and lesbian sex scenes where you can tell Steph Mnuchin is hiding in a closet gooning. The addition of Billy Baldwin wearing the worst hair piece of all time and looking like he was just shot in the face with an air cannon is a nice bonus. Get blitzed and watch this with friends for a Bad Movie Night and you will have a great time.

Also fun fact, the character's last name is CROSS by on the imdb description of the movie its spelled C-R-O-S, missing that final S.