Me the Terrible

Lisa Diaz comes ashore at South Ferry and makes her way north. First, she conquers Wall Street by stealing a globe from a subway. Then she conquers the Empire State Building by climbing it as it transforms into a series of flats. Once in Central Park, however, her plans are thwarted when a gang of red-clad bicycle riders steal her stuffed bear.

I can see how some people would like this. Its internal mythology is too obscure for me, even though I can figure it out.