How to Solve Your Own Murder

So, this story of a sporadically fainting labrador retriever working for a bulldog. Didn't expect much, but it didn't hit even that low expectation. Horrible script full of convenient deus ex machinas and time wasting. Empty disgusting acting. It's much better to waste your time having a diarrhea next to some low life than to waste it watching this so called movie. Stopped at 30 minutes in after realizing that nothing happened at the screen.

If you have all the time in the universe spend it somewhere else, it will be much better. Cute guy playing Tom, that could fix the whole movie but as i mentioned, nonexistent script breaks everything apart.

I would give it 0 out of 10, but unfortunately can't.

I endured 20 minutes of this excruciating torture. Not sure if you can even call this a movie. It feels like a gang of students got together and shot this nonsense in their free time for the pocket money they had. They must have gotten some random passersby to pose as actors reading their boring lines, which must have been written by someone autistic who failed to come up with a script at least half as good as those in 0-budget straight-to-DVD B-movies.

I'm not entirely sure how I stumbled upon this, but when I did, the IMDb rating was really misleading at 7.6. However, it's no wonder, considering there were only about 40 votes. The cast must have voted themselves, and perhaps even got their moms to do so as well.

I completely agree with another review here. I would also give 0/10 if I could.