Tortured

I went into this expecting to get something by the lines of Martyrs or I Spit On Your Grave, instead i got a horror random non-sense.

First off, the acting and audio was horrible. I barely understood what these people said. There are NO subtitles so i barely followed the story, but there isn't really anything to follow. Two man children are killing people for no apparent reason, and then they get killed by zombies. That's it.

You know, i this is a movie from the United Kingdom, the same country that gave us AMAZING movies like Snatch and This Is England, and Triangle. And then this comes in, and just stomps on that.

The story, what story? This felt like a 9 year old wrote, with his buddies. The gore effects are tame as heck. There is tiny bit of gore, but that looks like it couldn't be cheaper.

Oh there is only ONE positive i can give this movie: It's only 57 minutes long! Meaning it's not anything too super long, to torture you for 2 - 3 hours like Inland Empire did, (That movie is just as bad as this).

You know, when i got into this... I am not suprised how cheap this movie is why? Because i watched garbage that fits into the same pile as this like Goregasm, Pussy Kills, Begotten, August Underground, Ostermontag, The Necro Files. This is for those people, that like nearly plotless, boring, prolonged, amateur movies. As for me, nope.

Is this the worst movie ive seen this year? Actually no. Not as bad as American Antichrist, and Daisies for example.

A previous reviewer asked how did a film like this ever get made? While that question has yet to be answered, his other suggestion that a 4 year old could have written a better script is to be taken half-seriously, because there are indeed professionally crafted adventure stories on YouTube that have been made by kids not much older than that with little or no adult help, and on an even smaller budget. So what can be said about this rubbish? For rubbish it is. No plot worthy of the name, a couple of jokers for whom profanity is a way of life together with obscene sexual innuendo about women, other men, and each other. The rape scene is disgusting, but credible, as for the rest...A film should have a beginning, a middle and an end; if it is exceptional, they need not come in that order; this one is exceptional only in its mediocrity, and the end comes shortly after the beginning.

Having said all that, "Tortured" has three distinct merits: its brevity, nothing is lost by making its viewing part of your multitasking operation, and its total worthlessness will help you appreciate even the half-decent films you watch in its aftermath.

I came across this film on effedupmovies it said "I spit on your grave meets dawn of the dead", I thought hmm sounds weird but funny, let's check this out!

Well there was like 1 or 2 zombies in the whole film, 1-3 minutes of screen time in whole film...not anything like like Dawn Of The Dead.

Well nothing much really happens for the rest, but at the end a woman gets raped and hunted down. Well that's the I Spit On Your Grave part, but in I Spit On Your Grave a woman gets revenge and there is no Revenge in this film from a woman in this film, or I didn't notice and I'm very stupid.

This film also has bad acting, weird and laughable dialogue, it tries to be distubing, which it isn't, it's more goofy and laughable than distrubing.

This film also had gunshot sounds that sounded like bombs instead of gunshots. This film also had a scene where a woman's head got smashed a couple times on a bar. Guess what? Some weird camera shakes and a stupid bomb sounds that isn't even in sync when her head gets smashed.

Oh and I did get lied to because there wasn't even any torture in this film.

Let us see what we shall see in this film- Two hit men go on this incredible rampage and know that the police are just about to arrest them,

Why not get a hostage and that will fix everything.

One scene is right out of Death Proof,When Stuntman Mike introduces himself to his future victims. You know Quentin Tarantino would like this film,Except for the lack of cameos. This Jason Impey film is almost an Urban Legend, Many versions exist due to censors questioning and Maxim Media has released this one. So film is a flashback,grind-house…Zombie subplot.. That about covers it.

No not at all..especially the lead woman when she's totally nude...