Clay Zombies

If this stupid waste of time had been a 15 minute YouTube addition, it still would be too long. Everything about this is bad. Story... Acting... Filming... And the claymation? Utter trash. Maybe if they made the entire thing claymation it might have been almost entertaining. As it is, this is another terrible attempt at a zombie parody. I can't even explain why Tubi is wasting people's times putting this piece of trash, this snoozefest, on the net. Oh, I nearly forgot to mention: it isn't funny at all. I didn't laugh once during this entire atrocious mess. This just meanders along from silly event to silly event. Avoid at the sake of whatever brain cells you have left!

This film was AWESOME! Very marvelous job! Please make a sequel! I know some of the people in this film, & they worked very very very hard on it! I would like to see what happens if they make a second film! It was so cool to see some of the businesses that were around that I recognized! Lilly's Cafe, & Skylarks! I collect action figures & comic books, & have been in Skylars a few times. I am such a dork! I love zombies, & anything to do with them. In fact, it's been my dream to appear in a zombie film. Turn me into one, please! Again, wonderful job, & please, please, PLEASE, make another one! I can't wait!

Sit back, grab your favorite drink and get ready for some one liners! This feature is an enjoyable project with a colorful cast, and a fun movie to just sit and watch when you wanna try something new and original. If your like zombies, claymation, horror, drama, this film has all of the above. It also has an original soundtrack that you should check out as well. If you touch the clay, you're gonna have a bad day!

Clay Zombies is not only funny and good for Halloween, but it features surprisingly good claymation for an indie film. I respect that much like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this movie leans into the silliness of its budget rather than fights it.

Plus Fire Tiger does the title song. That alone makes me want to give this a 10 out of 10.

Filmmakers like Jake put their back onto these movies and don't just need support. But when they make quality work like this, they earn it too I hope there's a second film. I hope everyone involved gets more work. And I hope there's another Fire Tiger song! Highly recommended.

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✋😐🤚Absolute Cinema. Great all throughout. Best character was definitely Sherif Locke and his paprika grenade but Dougie Prince was also funny whenever he was on screen. The dog was also pretty goated too. Best quotes are definitely "I'm turning into a CLAY ZOMBIE!!!" and "If you touch the clay you'll have a bad day!"Most quotable lines ever. Please make the sequel set in London (Paris) 🙏🙏🙏 Please make the sequel! Please make the sequel!! PLEASE MAKE THE SEQUEL!!! If you have not watched this movie watch it now. It's on Amazon Prime I think and probably some others. Peak Fiction.