A la mierda el amor... otra vez

Don't waste your time.

It's soooo bad it hurts. The only good thing is the music and photography.

Bad script, actors, performances.... A couple of funny scenes and that's it.

And I'm the kind of person that loves rom coms!!! But this is neither.

Well, of course it is filled with every possible cliche imaginable. If you don't like the romcom genre, you probably wouldn't try watching this movie anyway.

But within the predictable, but sometimes charming genre this is a very bad example. The characters are some of the flattest I've ever seen. Everyone is pretty much a copy of the other one, just disguised with different storylines.

The dialogues are just as bad. Nothing surprises, no original lines. And, quite typically Dutch, everything had to be said out loud, instead of using some actual acting speak for itself or using symbolism. There are so many storylines, even for an ensemble movie, that it's expected to be rushed and with many plot holes.

Maybe two or three actors are decent, but they can't lift up the absolutely poor writing. Please stop using "famous people" in movies, just because they're famous and cast people because of their talent. There is an refreshing idea.

Half way through the movie we realized that this isn't a movie. It's just a bunch of scenes that play after each other. The story is predictable and feels like I've seen this many times before. It doesn't help that part of the scenes were shot on this overrated Ibiza, again. The acting of nearly all cast members is terrible. For instance, why is the fortune teller speaking in English with a Dutch accent talking to a Dutch woman?

When we wondered how much longer the movie would last, we were only half way, so we turned it off. Sorry to say, but this was a waste of time.

None of the "actors" can actually act. That's why a dialogue has a max of three sentences. This makes it odd to watch because it's not a movie. It's a bunch of short (empty) scenes.

Horrible!

My husband and I were up to a nice movie with sunny vibes. This movie wasn't what we were looking for. Poorly acted by most of the "actors" and weird storyline. My husband and I both agreed: it seams like amateurs made this movie.

Main subjects are: sex, adultery, divorce and oh, did I mention sex? Frenching midday, on the counter of the bar, with other guests still there is not my idea of romance...

Some actors are quite funny, others are just... Mehh...

So, wouldn't waste your time on this one..