¡Qué Viaje Con Papá!

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Two hours of my life that I won't get back. Did not laugh once. It was insulting of how bad it was. I watched the whole movie expecting that at some point it would get better. Unfortunately it did not. Expected a goofy, relaxing, not too much to think about movie, I understand that these type of movies are not profound but this was insane. I don't understand how somebody could have given it a good review. The only positive thing I could say is that Miranda Schneider did a great job. She is actually a good actress. It's unfortunate the script was so mediocre.

Watching this was like watching a unicorn throw up over a baby seal ..this is something the Teletubbies or Barney would come up with. Very slow and makes America look a wacky place not even the Teletubbies could even stomach............................... saying that I have to keep writing as i have to wright 290 reqired characters or they wont let me post this i didt know if this was meant to be a serious film or a wacky imaginary film i was expecting at the end of the film for Rob Schneider to wake up in a hospital bed and that he had dreamed it all up...... I have seen dogs pooing keeping me entertained than this road reck.

I'm still positive Rob Schneider sold his soul to the devil. He has never said or done a funny thing in any movie or TV show. Yet he still periodically gets stuff. How?

This is just awful. It was written by Schneider, directed by him, "starring" him and his daughter (and his wife also co wrote - unclear on why she gets writing credits other than she's Schneider's wife and he has the devil on his side). I just don't get how this stuff gets funded.

This is a "comedy" yet nary a funny thing ever happens unless you count whatever that is on Schneider's head.

Can we please finally tell Schneider to stop now?

Good family movie. Good values. Healthy humor and jokes.

It starts very slow as the girl can't act very well. Please wait until the couple on the Hotel and then the movie gets much better.

You won't find curses, political jokes or agendas.

Many things to improve in the future movies or Rob are finding better actors, we know Adam Sandler wife but really she isn't a good actress.

The fart scene is the worst by far.

I don't know why many people hate the movie with low ratings, I thing the critic these days only wants agenda and avoid any family movie with good values. A loving family and a Dad that never surrender.

Just face it pal, you can't act. Period. I think this film set a new level for trash. I usually give a movie a half hour before I quit. But after just seven minutes and some change, I had to scream "UNCLE!" That was mainly due to the terrible acting. Mainly for Mr. Schneider's awful performance And the kid and mom aren't much better. What makes him think he's funny? I didn't manage to even crack a smile.

And I could see exactly where this horrible film was going. A fun family flick? Are you kidding me. I think a five-year old would be insulted by the poor writing in this film.

So f you want to be tortured, give this lousy film a watch. Otherwise, read a book. Go out for walk. Listen to some good music.

--MovieJunkieMark.