Motel Makeover

I like the concept and the girls did a great job but their voices are horrible! So put the subtitles on and put the sound on mute.

I'm less than 10 minutes into the first episode and UGH. Like every other reviewer, 1) the girls are awful; 2) their comments are ridiculous; 3) I really don't care about their motel reno at all now...

Netflix - you made a HUGE mistake with this one.

Where do I start?

Their voices after 15 mins gave me a headache, they sound like the girls on white chicks.

Circles around shallow conversations with no real depth for a good makeover show.

Watched the first 10 minutes before I couldn't take the pretentious hosts any longer. Total crap, if I could give it negative rating, I would.

I somehow watched all episodes unmuted because I was bored on a rainy Sunday and looking for something empty to binge watch. Not gonna comment on their vocal fry or their inexperience or their basic tastelessness since everyone else already did but I wanted to contribute with a Valley Girl to English dictionary in case you get confused watching this:

Retro: I don't think they know what this means. Anything is retro. A blue swimming pool is retro. A surfboard is retro. Since their vocabulary consists of 15 words they label anything and everything as retro. Don't think too much of it when they say retro, they mean to say "pretty".

Super Retro: Means it has actual vintage vibes.

Real Retro: Vintage.

Art: Anything that came out of a colored printer.

Statement: Either big or weirdly colored anything is statement.

Design moment: Means you can take an Instagram photo at this spot.

You're welcome.