The Texas Witch

Gave this one a try based on ratings. Obviously the people associated with the film gave it the 10 ratings. I'd say it's more of a 2-3. The best part was the last scene. A sequel could be interesting. This film had nothing new or different. Cursed woods with people looking for the missing. The acting was really bad and the script boring. Slow moving. Didn't like or care about any of the characters. Waste of time.

Rated 1star due to the fact they clearly had everyone they know write a good review and give it an inaccurate rating.

RE:This should go without being said but if you produced or worked on a film or have any amount of personal stake in it don't rate it yourself and have all your friends and team rate it also otherwise the high rating will me absolutely nothing more than you patting yourself on the back. Also screws everyone else up out of a legit rating. 1 star to even out the faulty ratings.

I will now rent and watch it and give An honest review after.

This should go without being said but if you produced or worked on a film or have any amount of personal stake in it don't rate it yourself and have all your friends and team rate it also otherwise the high rating will me absolutely nothing more than you patting yourself on the back. Also screws everyone else up out of a legit rating. 1 star to even out the faulty ratings.

I will now rent and watch it and give An honest review after.

I sincerely hope no one associated with this movie is using their real names. I can't imagine anyone wants this joke on their resume.

The opening scene was absurd. Girl pole dances in the back of a pickup in the woods, because of course she does. She goes into the tent with Mohawk'd ZZ-Top wannabe 'roid boy, but no one zips the tent door closed, because there's no insects in the woods at night. He goes out to investigate what is obviously someone walking very loudly through thick brush and ground cover, not that there's any nearby, because when he walks around he doesn't make any noise. Girl steps out of the tent, gets shot through the back of the head with an arrow with a target point, and 'roid boy screams like a little girl.

Cut scene to obligatory cowboy hat wearing detectives discussing the disappearances that they can't investigate because guy in charge doesn't want to risk any more lives. 'Roid boy's sister shows up demand in answers but leaves after about one minute of learning the cops don't know anything. That's when I turned it off. Life is too short to waste on crap like this.

This movie was recommended by several online sources. They're wrong. The story has been done repeatedly. People go missing while camping, friends try to find them in the woods and...you know. The captioning was awful, too. Did anyone proofread this thing? Nope. At one point the dialog goes: "Piper! PIPER!" "*unintelligible*" "Get up!" "What are those?". What you read is: "Quaker. Quaker. Trauma. Gido. What? Ardo". Seriously. Terrible.

I know this review is biased, but I want to show love to the hard-working people who were involved & put time into The Texas Witch.

I am so grateful for the team we put together, and I hope the team enjoyed working together as much as I enjoyed working with them.

The Texas Witch would not have been possible without the community of Jacksonville, Tx. Thank you so much for being so supportive.

We filmed in June, and if you have ever been to East Texas, you know it's not just hot. It's humid as well. Thank you, crew, for working so hard and taking pride in your work.

Actors, on top of the heat, the bugs were horrible. And yet they did not break character which made for an amazing performance. Thank you so much.

Thank you to our editor, Brian Cox, for coming into post-production and adding the VFX work and completing the editing. Like most of our crew, everyone had multiple jobs, but what this man did in post was brilliant and amazing. Words cannot describe how grateful I am for Brian.

Thank you to our executive producer, Jimmie Evans. Without his financial contribution, the Texas Witch would not have been possible.

Thank you to the multiple women who dressed up as "The Texas Witch." That Texas heat was scorching. Y'all all did an amazing job.

We are working on the story for The Texas Witch 2, and it will have even more thrills and definitely more blood. We will continue to grow with each film. Thank you to the fans and the supporters. None of this is possible without you!!

Now, let the critics and keyboard warriors have at it.

Legend has it a witch haunts the forbidden territories of a Jacksonville Forest killing anyone who dares to enter. When Piper Strickland's brother Jason goes missing in the forest, she and her three friends decide to go in and search for him.