The Honeymoon

What an absolute crock of crap. I'm actually writing this whilst watching it, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at a movie. The storyline is awful, I reckon my 3 year old grandson could write a better film. The main character in it is someone you just wouldn't tire of punching. Whoever wrote or directed this should reconsider their career choices. How nobody just said no, we cannot release this is beyond comprehension. I've had more fun at the dentist having teeth drawn, genuinely painfully excruciatingly bad, it starts badly, dips in the middle and then falls away quite rapidly, the one constant being the hatred for the annoying friend.

Do you know those movies that are so bad that they are good? This movie is not one of them. It's just painfully bad.

A romantic comedy that lacks any romance and laughs. The plot doesn't have any originality and it has a strong 'been there, done that' feel to it (yet another story about a man-child who won't grow up). The three leads' acting is outrageous. There's no chemistry whatsoever between the married couple, so it's hard to believe they are actually in love and to sympathize with them. The 'funny' situations are not funny at all. What's funny is how over the top they are. Even Lucas Bravo's charm couldn't save this failure.

I was rooting for the villain to shoot the three leads....

This was predictable at every turn and relied way too much on Asim Chaudry to do his thing without giving him any material to work with.

It is a good film to play 'guess what predictable thing is going to happen next' - and I bet you'll be correct at every beat.

It's almost like someone took a screen writing class, bucked the buddy rom-com structure and just changed the names. Then forgot to write any jokes.

There are some terrible films that become cult classics and others that get utterly forgotten. Let's hope this is the later. Sorry.

For starters the plot was seemingly written by a college student who has seen every generic piss poor comedy action romance film and wrote the script in a single night while high. The plot is incredibly boring but could have done well if any effort at all was put into it. A group of C list actors with absolutely no chemistry are the three lead character who I struggled to support the entirety of the way though. A lackluster villain who I at some point began to root for but even then he seemingly had no defining characteristics other than attractive Italian mobster. The comedy was cheap and corny. A majority of it seemed to go for shock factorThe jokes were so bad some of them were good. It seemed as though they had about 1/18th of the script dong and they were told to adlib the rest while they all have not a creative fiber in their body. A forced happy ended to top it all off with a character so undeserving for everything that he put the others through. Do not give this movie the movie they do not deserve. Teach the actors and director to read the script and screenplay before accepting something that they knew would turn out to nothing more than a hot steaming pile of crap.

1 Star. I would give 0 Stars, but the rating system won't allow it.

Starts Off Bad, But Wait, it Gets Worse... Another worst film! Full of boring conversation, and annoying overuse scene! Avoid at all cost!

Whoever makes this garbage should stop and focus on something else. Wedding videos maybe? Or possibly just a new career in general because this is fraud.

This film is bad.

But man oh man this is just amateur hour. I've seen better films on the dollar rental shelf back in the 90s.

If the writer/director got funding for this, it is a good example of someone completely wasting time AND MONEY on boring, uninspired trash like this.