The Legend of Jack and Jill

Couldn't handle the overuse of the word 'babe' and the awful acting.

Maybe I'll try again another time, but the first murder was subpar and I didn't want to waste my time if it wasn't gonna get better.

I have seen worse films. The cinematography wasn't the worst. I'm not really a fan of taking a trope and creating something that has absolutely no alignment with it other than its location or namesake. I suspended a fair amount of disbelief when watching films but this film made that exceptionally difficult. There was no explanation for anything and shooting it art house style seems like an excuse to cover bad writing with visual metaphor. I just kept watching it for no other reason than sunk cost and an abundance of free time. I enjoy many low budget thrillers and as is said this isn't the worst I've consumed but it's bad enough for me to write this review.

The naysayers are at it again. As I've said before, I am screaming it now. They claim to scrutinize these reviews, well I wish they would stop including the ones that say, they only watched 10, 20, or 30 minutes then they turned it off. They then proceed to write a nasty review, telling everyone to stay away and not to waste their time. This is a B movie. It's not well written, not well acted, but if those things weren't there, it wouldn't be a B movie. I gave it a 5 but there are a lot of unrealistic things in this movie that make if a little far fetched lol. Two little kids living in the woods alone prepubescent till adulthood killing all who wandered in. Watch for yourself, then come and pen your own review. Nuff Said Mike Out.

Imagine i gave you a 1st gen iPhone and you made a movie.. this is it - ignore the reviews left by the film makers family, its not worth your time, its not creepy, its not well write and the acting is laughable.

Abby Casson Thompson is beautiful, just for her, this movie is worth a 3 for me.

The film is bad, the script could be acceptable if the performances had been convincing, I understand the low budget, but something better could have been done.

But again, Abby and her legs were the main focus I gave to the film, even a bad performance, her beauty makes up for it. The movie lacks emotions, Jack And Jill's makeup is very bad, it is not explained if they use a mask with human skin or if it is a deformity that happened to them over time.

Anyway, it's good to watch movies like this, to pass the time or just to have fun.