Porn Star Zombies

In the process of making a low-budget porn movie, the actors involved turn into zombies and trap the remaining members of the cast and crew inside the make-shift studio. So much for the plot. Now, while I honestly wasn't expecting much from a film with the title of "Porn Star Zombies", I had hoped for something a little sexy or witty. Instead, what I got was sleazy and vulgar. The acting was terrible, the camera shots were extremely basic, the zombies looked ridiculous and the dialogue was one filthy one-liner after the other. And while some might find vocabulary of this sort hilarious, I thought it was all rather dull and boring. Now don't get me wrong, there are some people who love this type of crude humor. But I'm not one of them. In any case, if you like films that cater to the "least common denominator" then this is something you really need to watch. Otherwise it's just a waste of time and you should probably avoid it like the plague.

Video is amateurish, sound is very poor quality, all the jobs are done by basically one guy (almost always a bad sign), his soundtrack is annoyingly bad, the acting is about what you'd expect from a few random scrubs recording each other with their phones. Despite the title there is nothing remotely sexy in this movie and the only nudity was a girl randomly touching her nipple with a pin to test its sensitivity or something. The plot is so nonsensical I suspect there wasn't even really a script just the general idea that they'd be pretending to be setting up to make an amateur porn movie and then zombies attack. There's not much zombie action at all and the makeup is terrible. There are no effects other than ketchup-like blood anyone could do in their own homes. Not sure what else to say. Terrible movies can still be great if you can laugh at them but this is not one of them, it's just boring and bad and poorly done and a real waste of time. One of the few things I've seen that makes me wish IMDb had a "zero star" voting option.

I thought this movie was fun. I watched it with a group of people, and laughter filled the room the whole time. There are so many clever one liners, and the music is incredible. Is it supposed to be a soft core porn? No! Was it supposed to be a serious zombie horror? Nah! This is clearly the kind of film that people will look back on someday and call a "cult classic." Its satirical and comedic themes shine throughout. I would personally call it a horror comedy: it is silly, crass, low budget, and it has a "grindhouse" feel that most higher budget films WISH they could pull off but often fall short. The B&W adds to its charm....Clerks meets Night of the Living Dead; but, Keith Emerson is not trying to be Kevin Smith. His style seems very distinct and original. I can't wait to see more horror comedies such as this one: it goes to show that oftentimes genuine, low budget horror films end up being more successful than the high budget, action ridden, dumbed down theatrical movies that appeal to most Americans today. If you want to see something different and have an open mind, I highly suggest this artsy film.

P.S. If you are going to write reviews: get literate, and make sense if you are writing sentences. I couldn't understand even half of what the previous reviewer was saying. And the music is not just riffing and dreadful zombie tones. Were you even listening or watching...at all? FAIL.