Frat Party

I have to admit: I'm writing this review while watching the movie, reason being I'm just plain bored with it, and because the plot and the rate at which things happen is so slow that you really don't need to give it your full attention.

This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen- and not in so-bad-it's-great way, rather in a so-bad-it's-depressing way.

The editing especially is just horrible. There are scenes where the camera goes out of focus! Shots are cut too late, and the music is preposterous and intrusive, not to mention all of the montages meant to burn time because the plot just doesn't hold up.

The one occasion in which I really laughed during the film is when the Italian dad character does THE WORST Italian portrayal ever. Words can not describe. If there is one reason to watch this movie, is to see that. But let me save you the time: simply go to minute 24 of the film. Wait until you see him shaking his hands in the most outrageous over acted moment in the history of bad Italian impressions, and hit stop. I just saved you a couple of hours of your life. You're welcome.

This was the most immature, unbelievable piece of garbage ever created. I've never watched anything that made me hate so many things at the same time...including being alive for the past 2 hours that i just watched this.

The only good part of this movie was the girls in the party scenes... but even that isn't nearly enough to salvage this movie.

I would give this a 0/10 but the lowest possible rating is a 1/10 I can only recommend watching this as a basis for which to judge other bad movies.

If you want a bad movie that you can enjoy, watch MegaSnake. Its waaay better.

Even the title of the movie is not worth watching, because the movie is so bloody awful. I have never seen a worse movie than this. It was a very poorly made porn, if you think that way. With little storyline which was mostly vague, unrealistic and weird. The motive of the movie was extremely unclear. Presence of incest fulfill the reasons for it to be so utterly disgusting. The characters do not have depth in their feelings. The first 75% of the movie was downright disgusting and full of unrelated sex scenes. The ending and the last 25% of the movie was the worst bit! It was full of comical and stupid twists with no real authenticity of the characters' decision makings.

I do not even understand why the makers even bothered to make it. And we cannot forget the brilliant actors! Wow! What acting! I stopped watching movies for next three days after seeing their brilliant act because of excessive vomiting! Please for God's sake, do not watch this 'insult to Hollywood' movie!

This movie is baaad! It is really a waste of time. I have a principle to finish every movie no matter how horrible it is, so I sat through this entire masquerade of bad, non spontaneous and at times very badly improvised acting. And now I regret having principles.. I mean, how is it hard for an actor to look happy, sad or mad?! In "frat party" in all three cases, you'll find the actor just saying "Oh my God" with a dead face and you have to guess how he's supposed to feel. Come on! The whole plot of the movie is predictable from the first three minutes of it. I was watching the movie begging it to surprise me just once, and it just didn't. It's one of those American Pie Type/Romantic Comedy wannabes that just fail to look anywhere close to either. A movie perfect for torturing convicts, that's what it is..

I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better.

I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!