Chariot

I should have listened to the reviews. The movie started out rather interesting. Disconnected events and a floating man in the apartment building lobby made me wait for a connection. The explanation of the floating man never came and the final story line was really rather simplistic and boring.

This chariot is a collection of clued together nothingness, John M is his normal boring self , don't know if this is a comic , horror or sci-fi ,it failed an all departments .Avoid if you have dishes to do or vacuum the house -it will be time better spent .

Well that was dull. Someone really fed the bull a lot of laxatives to get this script out. I assume the recognizable actors were either lied to or under some form of contract, because this movie can only harm their careers.

Just, don't watch this. You are better off having a nap.

Btw, each traveller pays nine coins. Total twenty-seven coins. Bellhop keeps two of the coins. Total twenty-five coins to pay for the room, not twenty-nine as Johnny M stated. Manager originally received thirty coins, then returned five coins. Total twenty five coins for the room. 25=25. WTF are you talking about a missing coin?

Apart from just a couple of interesting scenes or moments, the entire film is a very pale attempt at surrealist cinema.

Surrealist or avant-garde films are a cool genre. But the problem with many of them is that they just think up weird nonsensical things to put in for the sake of being weird and cool. But the best surrealist films or directors always have a core sensibility to them, a story, a moral, a deep meaning, a connectedness, and either a beauty or terror to it -- eg, "8 1/2" or "Mulholland Drive".

This film tho is just a try-hard sophomoric effort. And the audience sees right thru it, as all the reviewers here have demonstrated. They're not fooled by it's absence of purpose and meaning.

The plot boils down to a word: reincarnation. The script is just ballast to hold that word down.

There was more thought put into this review than into this childish waste of time of a movie, which not even the fairly capable cast could save.