Brimstone Incorporated

Bad special effects, very little effort on makeup and hair, cheesy acting, and yet I enjoyed it. Why, you might ask? Because it was original, or at least made an effort to be in the stories.

This reminds me of John Waters early efforts. Humorous, cheesy, but original. It's low budget and doesn't pretend to be otherwise.

I watch a lot of movies, so this was a good second feature before going to bed type of thing for me. It's a time waster, but a satisfying one.

Not a good movie to watch for especially it is a low budget indie movie the movie deals with 3 stories but there is no horror in it the movie is totally waste of time.

Brimstone Incorporated is a horror anthology containing three different stories, and a law firm setting to tie the stories together.

With each tale, a person is at a law firm explaining their side of the story. Then after they tell their story their "fate" is determined.

Despite a low 3.5 rating, Brimstone Incorporated is a decent B-movie horror anthology.

There are a couple of familiar faces, such as Kaylee Williams, in the film. The first and third stories are the best.

Do you find dating a to be a Nightmare? Potential partners falling in love right away? Well the first tale concerns online dating. A man arrives at a local dinner to meet the woman that he met online for their date. Needless to say she isn't what she had appeared to be online.

Another story concerns an over protective mother who hates all of her son's girlfriends. Is she being a witch or does she have a good reason for her behavior? We learn about her past and why she is the way that she is.

We also have a story that concerns two brothers. One brother is afraid to leave his apartment, and hasn't for 10 year or so. The other brother takes care of him. He will pay the ultimate price for his fear of the outside world.

Brimstone Incorporated is a good watchable horror anthology. It could probably use some trimming to help with pacing. At 97 minutes things get a bit slow from time to time A lot of these indie horror flicks run 80-90 minutes, which is plenty. I feel this way about most movies.

6/10: worth a view, but not one that I would buy a DVD or Blu Ray of.

I love anthologies and appreciative the effort, but this is a disaster. First Date was had the most issues (acting aside, good lord who let these 2 on screen). It made little sense coupled with a ridiculous script which reminded me of a Dawson's Creek wannabe. Skunk Weed wasn't much better, disjointed, poorly edited and acted. Mama's Boy had moments of something, but over all was over the top and had bad FX trying to be something they weren't. As far as the wrap around, the idea was good but, again, poorly acted with a script sounding like the unnatural banter found in Dawson's Creek. The "devil" tried too hard to be evil, failing miserably. I am begging indie horror to spend time on their scripts and finding real actors. But, I do appreciate an anthology, there's that.

If you want a GOOD horror anthology movie...then this is NOT the movie for you! The stories not only SUCK...but they aren't the least bit scary. The "acting" is SO HORRENDOUS that it kinda turns the flick into a COMEDY! This ENTIRE movie was a complete waste of time for me,and even if it was FREE...I'll never get my precious time back. There are many many MANY better horror anthology movies out there. Even the subpar anthology movies are better than this dump of a mess. I HOPE I can spare at least ONE PERSON from watching this wretched disaster of a movie...Honestly folks...they don't come much worse than this!

Toodles.