Werewolf Santa

This film seems to have been officially released on Youtube for streaming.

Which is appropriate, because it's a film about a group of cryptozoology hunting youtubers who have set out to find werewolves, during a full moon, on Christmas Eve, in Hastings, UK.

Only to witness Santa being attacked by one of the werewolves, while taking a pee break in a public park.

Turning him into a werewolf (as you might have suspected by the title).

Of course, the whole thing is quite cheesy.

Making it bad in the so-bad-it's-good kind of way.

I was certainly entertained, anyways.

Sure, it's stupid.

With lame costumes.

And mediocre special effects.

But it's stupid, Christmas, fun.

And worlds better than anything put out by Quiver, or Uncorked Entertainment (whose films even I can barely sit through).

It's got a found footage type of vibe, but, more appropriately, falls into the category of social media horror, similar to films like Caviar and Resurrected.

And even features an introduction from the legendary Joe Bob Briggs.

All-in-all, it's a fun little horror-comedy that's definitely worth watching.

Especially if you like What We Do In The Shadows, because, more than anything, it reminds of the Kiwi show Wellington Paranormal (which preceded WWDITS).

5 out of 10.

I honestly believe that I could make a better movie and I cant act and I haven't exactly got a big budget to deal with either. But for the 70 minutes I spent watching this film with my family we all had a laugh watching the bad acting, the absolute no sense writting. I can be forgiven for a film with a low budget and a unique name but this was awful. They did at least try and comparing this to some big budget Hollywood films this one at least had some character to it. At the end of the day I laughed my way through this movie and had a good time watching it, maybe I'm laughing at how bad it is rather then the film itself. But like I said I could do better.

Werewolf Santa (watched on DVD)

After Santa is bitten on Christmas Eve, amateur monster hunter Lucy witnesses his transformation into a werewolf. Armed with only a rusty ice skate and a vague understanding of how werewolves operate, Lucy and her family set out to save Christmas.

This was a fun watch. Although the budget partially restricted some effects and script in places, this didn't stop Airell Anthony Hayles and the team from creating a fun, British horror B movie. Katherine Rodden does a great job as a foul mouthed badass blogger.

The comic book opening and text box wraparounds didn't work for me, as they looked cheap and contradicted the found footage style.

The practical effects worked in most places, but fell flat in others.

The script was funny, some gags a bit flat in places, and enough werewolf lore to keep it "believable"

Overall, just based on the subject matter story, it IS worth a watch, just go in open minded and middle expectations. Fun found footage horror comedy.

YouTube monster hunters Lucy (Katherine Rodden) and Dustin (Charlie Preston) go in search of werewolves in the seaside town of Hastings, but when they find one, it is taking a bite out of Santa. When Santa becomes a werewolf himself, the wannabe social media stars attempt to track down the red-suited monster and shoot him.

With a budget that probably couldn't stretch to a celebratory post-production box of mince pies (certainly not Tesco's Finest), found footage horror Werewolf Santa is unable to do its loopy premise justice, the lack of money evident throughout, from the painted MDF Santa sleigh, to the foam standing in unconvincingly for snow, to the cheap and rather nasty captions and childishly rendered comic-book panels, to Santa's patently fake beard and 'tache. I'm guessing that Joe Bob Briggs recorded his opening narration out of charity.

I really wanted to like this film, as I was kindly given a screener to watch by director Airell Anthony Hayles, but as much as I admire and appreciate the hard work and dedication required to make any film, I cannot see past this film's many shortcomings, of which a lack of cash is just one. Played for giggles rather than scares, Werewolf Santa is supremely silly, but doesn't deliver enough genuine laughs, much of the gags falling flat, while attempts at emotional beats feel strangely out of place amidst the lunacy. Scares are also in short supply, with a chase scene in a ghost train the only part that comes close to delivering any tension (the operative word being 'close'). Successfully combining horror and comedy is a fine art that few master, and Hayles' film fails to bring these two genres together in a satisfying manner.

To their credit, the cast give it their all, doing the best they can with the material (Mark Arnold from Teen Wolf and Brit cult actress Emily Booth being the 'recognisable stars' of the film), but the film is screaming out for a sharper script, someone who can draw, and better special effects (which brings me back to the budget...).

3/10 - Needed to be funnier, bloodier, and have a werewolf that looks more like the one on the poster.

Were to start?

The poster looks good, Emily Booth looks fantastic (as always) and that's where it ends!

I had high expectations for this when I saw this advertised in a Facebook group and really looked forward to seeing it as I thought it would be great to watch. After sitting through 70 minutes of it, I was wrong, so, so wrong!

I am thinking both Emily and Mark (Arnold) have fallen on hard times and are doing any roles to let them pay their bills as this wasn't a movie. This was more like a high school drama project that was created by a student who was either in a rush or had procrastinated for most the year and needed to 'put something out' to be marked!

Dialogue between characters was basic, the humour/jokes weren't funny and hardly landed, in fact the funniest part was in the trailer for the movie (the "I'll get me coat" line) For being a horror movie there was very in the way of horror or jump scares.

The only horrific thing about the movie was the was the look of the werewolf/Santa! I am sure we've seen scarier Halloween masks from the local cheap shop. As for the actor who played Santa/the wolf you could tell they were putting everything into the role however they seemed to be bereft of any acting ability or screen presence, I would maybe consider a new career in woodworking as they are that wooden I thought at times they had just hung the wolf suit up on a coat hanger.

I have a feeling a lot of the positive reviews will be from the cast and crew but do yourselves a favour and give this a miss.

Can I mark this lower than one?