Sleepaway Slasher

Only positive is some of the female leads seem like they have some talent. I feel embarrassed for them. This is just awful trash. Was half paying attention and it fully hurt my brain. So many problems with this, first off, NINE Directors? People flub lines and stammer at times, was that the best take available? It was trying to be something it couldn't possibly have achieved. It's got slasher in the title yet no slashing until over an hour in. It's way too long, way to convoluted. Please don't waste your time like I did. I watched for free and would still like my money back....avoid!

Boring snooze fest, with bad A/V. Could've made a better made a better movie with my phone.

This may have been one of the worst things I've seen in all my years watching horror movies. The story was everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Stay far away from this trash. You can definitely tell it was final project film rubbish and all of the people that worked on this movie should feel ashamed for making it. The worst part is, is how meta they wanted to make it. Also, go a little less heavy on raising your blacks and shadows up and trying to give it a beginner's photography portfolio for bad wedding pics. Contrast is your friend, editor. Maybe the gaffer was off getting wasted and they had no real lighting to use. Whatever, stay away from this.

This movie has an interesting enough premise that has some potential. Unfortunately, that's where the positives end. Sleepaway Slashers falls apart quickly due to poor writing, bad acting, annoying characters, and a silly plot. I cannot think of a single performance of note or a character I was actually rooting for. There were a few moments of practical effects that were decent but they were brief and far between. By the end of this thing, you will wish you were on fire as well.

This was one of the biggest snoozefest films I have seen in a while. A bunch of would be filmmakers and actors/actresses at a 'festival' for a lost film, all wanting to create a new film for a bunch of money...i think, but don't really care.

A bunch of pieces of would be films centered around a piece of an old partial film is as you would expect, really confusing. When you consider that all of them are bad, the actors are worse and there may or may not be a ghost really blends the bull in the the crapomatic machine.

My husband and I kept asking if it was over yet? The plot holes are bigger than an aircraft carrier (if you manage to figure out any form of a plot). Basically it ends up being the girls vs boys but that means nothing.

Do not waste your time.