- Monica Velour: Pinch a little; don't twist! You're not changing channels!
- Tobe Hulbert: Sorry.
- Monica Velour: No, don't press on it. More like you're painting a house...
- Tobe Hulbert: [slightly impedimently pronounced] Is this good?
- Monica Velour: There you go...
- Monica Velour: How old are you? 18? 19?
- Tobe Hulbert: 18.
- Monica Velour: You know how old I am? I could have had you.
- Claude: We bring people into our lives for a reason... Yeah, helping people, eh, tricky biz. Now you could open the door, and they just stay there or even jump out the window... You care about her?... Then you have to do the first thing that jumps into your mind, unless it involves automatic weapons, or semi-automatic weapons. Even if you flop it will be real... Show up on time, do your act 100 percent and hope for the best...