Dancing Ninja

The acting is terrible (aside from Steven Seagal's hair, which subs in for The Hoff's hair, which is probably hanging out with KITT), the dialogue is terrible, the action is terrible. However, throw it all together with whatever secret ingredient there is in this movie, and you have the perfect terrible cheesefest movie to laugh along with, and at.

You DEFINITELY need to go into this with a sense of humour, but it can be enjoyed, it's just so much fun!

I genuinely never wanna see anything again after this i need bleach for my eyeballs

It's out with the old and in with the new Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa Endless days in my chaise, the whole world according to moi (Excuse me? Thank you)

Iced tea imported from England Lifeguards imported from Spain Towels imported from Turkey And turkey imported from Maine

We're gonna relax and renew You go do!

I want fabulous, that is my simple request All things fabulous, bigger and better and best I need something inspiring to help me get along I need a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

Fetch me my Jimmy Choo flip-flops Where is my pink Prada tote? I need my Tiffany hairband And then I can go for a float

Summer like never before! I want more!

She wants fabulous, that is her simple request All things fabulous, bigger and better and best She needs something inspiring to help her get along She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

Fabulous pool (ew), fabulous splash (read my lips) Fabulous parties, even fabulous trash Fabulous fashion (no!), fabulous bling (yeah) She's got to have fabulous everything

Nothing to discuss Everything's got to be perfect For me!

She wants fabulous, that is her simple request All things fabulous, bigger and better and best She needs something inspiring to help her get along She needs a little fabulous, is that so wrong?

This won't do, that's a bore That's insulting, I need more I need, I need, I need, I need I need, I need, I need fabulous (I want fabulous, bring me fabulous) Fabulous hair, fabulous style Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile Oh, I like what I see, I like it a lot

Is this absolutely fabulous? Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?

Absolutely... not!

Well, at least this 2010 movie "Dancing Ninja" from writer Mitchell Klebanoff was as bad as I had expected it to be. But still, it had David Hasselhoff in it, so I figured I would give it a go.

This movie's storyline felt like it was written by a 10 year old and aimed at an audience of 10 year olds. It was pretty laughable and simplistic, to be brutally honest. So it was a bit difficult to take the movie serious.

And it was a bit hard to fully grasp what went through the minds of directors Mitchell Klebanoff and Kelly Sandefur as they sat down to work collectively on "Dancing Ninja".

Sure, the acting in the movie was adequate, just a shame that the actors and actresses had so very little to work with in terms of a properly entertaining script and storyline.

Ultimately then "Dancing Ninja" is not a movie that you are missing out on if you opt to skip it. And as for it being a ninja movie, nope. Don't even bother with it, as there are no ninjas here. Just a bunch of young people doing karate, and then David Hasselhoff doing something pseudo-karate-like.

My rating of "Dancing Ninja" lands on a three out of ten stars.

So I wanted to hate this movie. I expected too, but then something happened, I payed attention and turned my brain off and started to laugh.

This isn't Citizen Kane, it's more like Plan 9 from Outer Space. Yes! It's a funny bad movie.

It's about a White Ninja, who is a bit delusional. But has a destiny to be the..well the avenge his fathers....his masters....well there is a lot of things he has to do. The cliches are borrowed from Kung Fu films of the past and it works.

Highly recommended. Old school entertainment before the era of Woke!

9 out of 10!