Demon Divas and the Lanes of Damnation

Let me start by admitting something: I love bad/no budget/horror/non-horror/satire movies.

When I came across the filmmaker's website and saw they had made a movie starring Debbie Rochon and Brinke Stevens I had to get me a copy. Sadly, the movie is really crappy and very, VERY unfunny. Jokes fall flat and on top of that there is no gore or even a decent death scene. I don't need gore to enjoy a movie, however I like it when filmmakers at least try to come up with inventive ways to kill off the cast. Maybe 1 or 2 nice chase scenes, but there's none of that here. The cast is game, I give you that. BUT, at times I felt the director forgot to DIRECT the cast as some of the actors seem lost.