Naked Cannibal Campers

This film begins with a young woman named "Jen" (Jill Whitlow) running as fast as she can through the woods of Florida trying to escape from a deranged killer who just stabbed her "boyfriend" (played by Jason Henne) in the chest. To her relief, she just happens to come upon a cabin where three young women named "Sukie" (Sushii Xhyvette Holder), "Luna" (Sith Jade) and "Minerva" (Veronica Raine) live and immediately tells them what just happened. However, rather than being alarmed by this news, the three women turn out to be witches who live to devour everyone they come into contact with--and she is their next meal. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this was one of those ultra-low-budget films which most suffered from the usual problems with productions of this sort. Interestingly enough, although much of the acting was rather bad, the three witches made up for it, to a certain extent, by clearly giving their all for this film. That is to say, they left nothing to the imagination. Additionally, unlike so many other low-budget movies of this type, there was no shaky camera footage. The real problem, however, was with the special effects--which were so bad that it would have probably been best to simply leave most of them out. But that is just my opinion. In any case, while I certainly don't consider this to be a good movie by any means, I have to respect the efforts of the three main actresses just mentioned, and I have rated it slightly higher than it probably deserves.

Three friends Dale (Beux Leto), Rick (Tony D'Arrigo), and Scott (Matt Froonjian) head to the lake for a weekend of camping and fishing. The park ranger warns them to avoid if the east side of the lake. Of course the three buddies ignore the rangers advice and go to the east side of the lake anyway. Scott meets Suki and she invites him to have dinner with her and her other two friends at Cabin #8 at 6pm. One of the other friends encounters a prophet of the woods who also states that the friends are in danger on this side of the lake. They also ignore his warnings. The guys go ahead and meet up with the three women. Scott never returns to their cabin, so Dale goes out looking for him and finds him dead in the woods. The prophet of the woods, turns out to be a Warlock out to stop the three women, who are cannibal witches. These cannibal witches do no harm to the campers who stay on the west side of the lake. The Warlock finds an injured man and Miyagis him back to health. Together they aim to stop the witches. Naked Cannibal Campers is a fun indie horror flick if you like this sort of thing and I do!

The cast includes; Jill Whitlow (Porky's, Night of the Creeps), "Sushii" Xhyvette Holder (Swamp Woman, Satan Lives), Sith Jade, Veronica Raine (Zed's Dead), Beux Leto, Tony D'Arrigo, Matt Froonjian, and Cayt Feinics (Zed's Dead).

I'm always confused by the low ratings and bad reviews on movies like this one. Come on people, what did you expect? I don't think anyone was honestly surprised by the content or quality of this movie after seeing the title and reading the synopsis, although the synopsis isn't even necessary because the title is basically the synopsis so if you know the title and have seen the cover of the movie then you should know exactly what to expect! Obviously it is not some masterpiece like Casablanca and it is not meant to be. It is meant to be a fun cheesy horror movie with lots of fake blood of beautiful naked women, and that is exactly what it is! There is plenty of fake blood and a lot of naked ladies, so I am a happy camper!

Heading out for a trip to the woods, a group of friends enjoying a weekend getaway at a summer camp are tipped off to a potential cult of cannibals from a group of women partying nearby only to realize the truth about the cannibal cult and must try to get away alive.

There was a lot to like with this grindhouse-style throwback. The most obvious is the given part of the title, offering a lot to enjoy with that aspect given a lot of leeway. Not only offering up a lot of nudity from those well-qualified and ably enjoyable to deliver it but the sheer gratuitous nature of generating whole scenes with all the participants fully unclothed is also commendable. The ease with which these are carried out only adds to the depraved and sleazy time where this exploitation-style nudity adds a nice charm to the overall affair. As well, the simplistic and generally enjoyable storyline that not only provides numerous examples to get them topless but also serves as a genuinely thrilling time. The group's meet-up with the girls and get-together has a lot to like as the burgeoning idea of what's going to happen to them leads some suspense to their antics, and when running concurrent to the warlock's training of the first victim's boyfriend into joining the battle against them has a rather engaging premise. Given the last-minute twist and some nice action chases through the woods, there's plenty to like here. In addition to the fun nudity, there's also the delightfully fun and campy gore from the fun kills which come about quite nicely throughout here. The actual kills come about through decent enough indie-style setups involving knife stabbings, an impaling with a machete, and numerous gunshot wounds yet this gets the most out of the numerous bodies shown ripped apart and devoured. This goes overboard in that regard by showing all the chunks getting ripped off and chomped on, generating all sorts of fun bloodsplatter and drenching everyone in the area in a thick goopy mess for added effect. These offer up the film's likable factors.

Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Violence, Constant Full Nudity, Graphic Language, and mild drug use.

Worst VFX, Worst direction, Worst story ever. Please don't watch this movie. This is a low budget movie. I can't control my laugh till now. I have wasted my precious time for this movie, but please you don't have to do this.