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Japanese-American Amy, a virgin, reluctantly agrees to go to an adult sex retreat with her horny boyfriend, Nick. Good thing she does, as there is a killer/ penis mutilator on the loose around those parts, and the only one who can stop the bloodshed is a certain frigid Japanese beauty with horrible visions and nightmares.Could the killer be the loony, overtly creepy Walter or someone else? Keep an eye out for the bizarre 'blood ejaculating' scene.

No real plot line to speak of, so nothing to get in the way of the only reason for this film's existence (blood and nudity). Extremely reminiscent of an early '80's low-budget slasher film & since I have a certain fondness for those, I couldn't hate on this film too much. It is what it is I guess, nothing more, nothing less. Campy, bloody, & sometimes deviant. I've seen worse.

Eye Candy: Tina Krause shows her breasts; Nikki Notarile shows ass, tits & vag; and an extra shows T&V

My Grade: C-

I have to see them all, I mean, all the hypes, the OOP's worth seeing, the roughies from the seventies, exploitation and of course the worst movie of the year. This flick has won that title by many reviewers in mags and forums. It clocks in just under 60 minutes so it doesn't take long to watch it. Is is worth watching? Yes and no. Yes because you really must see how not to make a movie, no, because it really sucks. The title says it all, nightmare, yes, to watch it, blood, a lot of it but in a sad way, sex, oh yeah, kitties frenzy! This is surely a ultra low budget but to have some publicity they have put some naked chicks in it. Before the opening credits it's already a chick with wobbling juggs. Not that I mind but has nothing to do with the story. You see the killer tearing the girls T shirt apart and then pull of her bra, then the camera zooms in for 30 seconds on her tits, let's shake rattle and roll them, huh! Blood is flying everywhere, just the blood, no flesh is shown. Then a couple goes to a resort but there is nobody at the resort and watch the publicity, just made with some paint, my god, so bad. Of course an old man pops up telling them they will die but what a terrible acting. To be honest, I almost used the fast forward wasn't it for the fact that a naked girl appears on a table, yes, you guessed it, zoom on tits and bald kitty. Why she is there is never explained. At the end out of nothing another girl solves the mystery out of the blue, before that you will have a lot of blood flying around and another girls running naked before she witness the murder of two people, badly done. Another girl while having sex is killed and yes, the killer has to open her legs, full close up of her kitty, no reason for it and to be honest, a terrible kitty, Jesus, she better had a full bush. At the end of the day, it's all about naked chicks, blood flying around and seriously bad acting and a killer that makes you laugh! Indeed, you worst blood and sex nightmare.

The nightmare is more of the non acting kind. But let's not be too harsh on just one side of this. If you have a heart for low budget horror movies that contain a lot of nudity too, I guess you might be smitten to a degree. Overall it is a time waster. I would not recommend this though.

The title and the movie does not make a secret of what it is supposed to be. So the viewer can decide themselves if they really want to "waste" their time on this. Just go for other horror movies that have a certain quality, you won't miss anything story wise either

I recently watched Honeymoon Horror (2008) on Tubi. The story follows a young man and his virgin girlfriend who head to a couples retreat to "break the seal." Not long after they arrive, they discover the camp has a dark history involving rape and murder-but now the owners are trying to rebrand with a fresh image. The couple decides to give it a chance, but of course, a serial killer is on the loose.

Directed by Joseph R. Kolbek (The Sex Merchants), the film stars Julia Morizawa (Out of Body), Tina Krause (Bloodletting), Tom Thatcher (Batbabe: The Dark Nightie), and Niki Rubin (Bikini Bloodbath Christmas).

This is one of those movies you watch strictly for the kills and nudity-nothing more. The writing, dialogue, acting, and plot are all pretty bad. It's a cheap, low-budget indie film, and it feels like it. That said, the cast isn't hard to look at, and it features a memorable spanking scene, a signature "jiggle" moment, and an impressive amount of horror nudity for a film that runs just 55 minutes. There are also some solid practical effects and entertaining kills throughout, including a standout throat slash.

In conclusion, Honeymoon Horror is strictly for die-hard horror junkies. I'd rate it a 4/10 and only recommend it if you go in with the right expectations.