Model House

I had Model House pegged as a campy B movie that I was going to have to lean on the fast forward button to get through. But I'm telling you, the movie wasn't all that bad.

The acting was surprising good. The actresses looked liked legit models, but the whole thing didn't fall into a bimbo beat-up ore sorority slasher sort of movie. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there was a serious flavor to this movie; serious when you were expecting cheesy. It was something about how the movie flowed, how the characters delivered their lines that really impressed me.

Another thing, the direction was better than most movies in this genre, so that may be have alot to do with it. Even the closing song was well placed. No, this isn't going to make anyone's top 100 list, but for what it is, and how it could have turned out, Model House was a damn good movie.

6/10 Alot better than you'd think.

Full disclosure: I only watched this to see hot chick in skimpy bikinis.

Well I got that but I got something else. The worst acting I have ever seen in my entire life. I have never ever seen such amateurish delivery of lines ever before.

Now admittedly the script is written this way (i.e. BADLY), but someone had to give the script a green light and come up for the money to make this garbage.

Nobody talks like these characters and it's clear from the very beginning that the writer is living in some sort of dark basement away from civilization and has no clue how to write dialog.

Hands down, the worst movie I've seen all year, bikinis or not.

In my over 2000+ reviews here, I have discussed dozens of B-movies that were essentially 90 minutes of your life you were never going to get back. Ever. MODEL HOUSE does not exactly fit that category. Let's start with the opening. Although it was probably not deliberate, the "shocker" off the top, clearly intended to hook the audience, turns out to have the highest production values of the entire movie. That 2 minute bit, which could stand entirely on its own as a cautionary tale about the dangers of social media, is so well done that it actually promises you a much better production than you actually get. The rest of the movie tries really hard to maintain that standard, but does not succeed. Speaking of standards, if you hold this film to the standards of the original 1970s slasher flicks -- which implies that you actually went to theaters in the 1970s -- it will actually pass the bar. So, as a retro exercise, you have an above-average script (with a few surprises) painfully dragging this B-movie to the finish line. However, if you hold this film to the more modern standards of horror/suspense, it gets marks for effort but still comes up short. Way short. ((Designated "IMDb Top Reviewer." Please check out my list "167+ Nearly-Perfect Movies (with the occasional Anime or TV miniseries) you can/should see again and again (1932 to the present))

The acting wasn't bad at all. Some of the actors were actually quiet good. I'll be looking forward to seeing more from Cory-Anne Roberts in particular, and Natalie Nootenboom.

This is one of those movies where you kind of need to be a fan of the genre to enjoy it, in my opinion. A fun 'home invasion' flick, nothing mould-braking, but worth a watch if you like the genre.

Some jump-scares got me, which is rare nowadays, so props for that. Also, the masks used were creepy, which is good. Simple but effective!

Overall, I'd say the current rating is a good point lower than what I think it should be.

Five girls live and work in an isolated house. They are models and social media influencers. One night, two masked intruders take them captive. They are robbers but not in a traditional way.

I couldn't care less about these girls. They are mostly annoying and I stop paying attention to them. It's a tough first thirty minutes after a fun car accident. The home invasion part is fun for a little while. At a certain point, this group of robbers would have killed everybody and burn the house down. They definitely would not carefully wrap up the bodies for disposal. I still like some of kills, but this is a pretty stupid movie.