- [The Renter answers the door]
- Renter: Hi, Pearl.
- Pearl The Landlord: Where's the rent?!
- Renter: You don't have to raise your voice.
- Pearl The Landlord: You pay now!
- Renter: I could give you half.
- Pearl The Landlord: You pay...now, bitch!
- Renter: Hey, don't talk to me like that, okay?
- Pearl The Landlord: I'm tired of this crap!
- Renter: Look, I...I thought I was clear in my e-mail that I needed a couple of weeks.
- Pearl The Landlord: I work too hard!
- Renter: Could I just get two more weeks?
- Pearl The Landlord: I want my money!
- Renter: You need to relax.
- Pearl The Landlord: You're an asshole.
- Renter: Uh-uh!
- Pearl The Landlord: I want my money, bitch.
- Renter: Hey, don't call me bitch! I'm a grown man!
- Pearl The Landlord: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
- Renter: God, you're mean.