TMZ on TV

I was flicking through the channels yesterday when I stumbled across TMZ on TV for the first time, just as they were asking the question "What is Matthew Perry up to nowadays?"

"Oh my gosh", I thought to myself, "I've been so busy worrying about the situation in Syria, the Eurozone Crisis, and the conflict in Libya that I've completely forgotten to keep up to date with the life of Matthew Perry". Ashamed of my ignorance, I stayed tuned and watched those fearless TMZ reporters, valiant guardians of truth that they are, chase Matthew Perry across a restaurant car park whilst shouting insightful questions like "Matthew, who were you with tonight?" and "Matthew, do you still talk to Matt le Blanc?" These are questions that we all need to know the answers to, and yet the BBC and CNN stubbornly refuse to report on them - preferring to focus on trivial matters like famines, droughts and wars. Thank God that TMZ on TV is here to supply us with real, hard-hitting, investigative journalism!

I change the channel as soon as the news is over on the station that televises this crap. These people are idiots, morons and losers. How does this stupid show stay on the air? I feel like I want to puke when I see them and hear their voices. Are they really that stupid is it just for the show. Where is the show recorded, what sort of education do these idiots have. They remind me of the Kartrashians, morons and imbeciles. I wish that they would go away, disappear, get a life and find something worthwhile to do with their time. Perhaps they can have Beyonce, the Kartrashians, Kaeperpric appear as guests on their show. I want to punch their faces, punch the faces of the writers, producers, directors and those who watch this nonsense. Maybe it is supposed to be nonsense and make light of entertainment. A spoof, joke, making fun of stars. This is like the National Enquirer. Like Jerry Springer, Maury Popvich or other talk shows that are on to insult our intelligence. No wait a minute the I.Q.'s of the viewers is probably less than 35.

TMZ is by far one of the worst shows iv ever seen. its not funny at all and the stupid voices that comment about celebrities are infantile. and that Harvey Levin guy is another parasite, celebrity chasing jerk with his gigantic sippy cup and straw trying to act like he's in his 20s with his brood of overpaid insensitive morons. anyone who watches this crap as far as I'm concerned is no different. but there perfect for justin bieber and the kardashians. fools chasing fools. the least they could do is make it entertaining! if celebrities would just stop being normal and quit traveling, going to stores, buying coffee, hitting the bars, going on vacation, laying around on the beach or just playing with their children in their own yards at home, we would be free of this excruciating boring dribble.

TMZ on TV and Online is the single worst thing I have ever seen! The TV show is horrendous. What a bunch of complete idiots, it's unbelievable that this junk is being sponsored to have a slot on television. They all sound like moronic fools. What exactly is their job? Why is this happening? What the heck are they talking about? The subject matters are so stupid it's frightening. The two leaders appear as if they're serious commentators, you have got to be kidding me!! The dumb peanut gallery is hard to watch and even harder to listen to. The low IQ and incredulous chirping that comes out of their mouths is astonishing. Absolutely shocking! There are lots of programs that can take the place of this incredibly stupid, idiotic, dumb as rocks, embarrassment of a "show".

If I were to spend my time trying to find a word that could describe how much I loathed this show, the world will have already found a clean and efficient fuel source.

I did not watch TMZ for more than 30 seconds before changing the channel, and when the commercials come on and advertise TMZ, I groan, literally. Why anyone would spend time gathering and watching the garbage they air, I have no clue. TMZ constantly mocks, harasses, and stalk celebrities, making up lies and emphasizing mistakes you could catch any normal human doing. Celebrities are't criminals, but they aren't gods either. They don't deserve being stalked by these trash for mistakes I'm sure most of us make. They are people who just happen to be good at acting or singing, just as a programmer would be good at programming. Yet you wouldn't stalk him, the person who made your computer what it is and has probably provided more entertainment for you than celebrities ever could.

TMZ is trash, pure and simple. They make a living off causing others pain and ridicule. But perhaps it would be bearable, if not for the smug and childish attitudes of the staff. They're hypocrites of the highest caliber. Laughing at every fall, picking at every hair, and acting as if they are better than the celebrities themselves. The worst part yet is the people who actually enjoy this crap, they're no better than the staff.

Trash content, a trash staff, and a trash audience. I am surprised it has not been canceled yet. - Actually, no, I'm not, and that's what worries me.