TMZ on TV

I was flicking through the channels yesterday when I stumbled across TMZ on TV for the first time, just as they were asking the question "What is Matthew Perry up to nowadays?"

"Oh my gosh", I thought to myself, "I've been so busy worrying about the situation in Syria, the Eurozone Crisis, and the conflict in Libya that I've completely forgotten to keep up to date with the life of Matthew Perry". Ashamed of my ignorance, I stayed tuned and watched those fearless TMZ reporters, valiant guardians of truth that they are, chase Matthew Perry across a restaurant car park whilst shouting insightful questions like "Matthew, who were you with tonight?" and "Matthew, do you still talk to Matt le Blanc?" These are questions that we all need to know the answers to, and yet the BBC and CNN stubbornly refuse to report on them - preferring to focus on trivial matters like famines, droughts and wars. Thank God that TMZ on TV is here to supply us with real, hard-hitting, investigative journalism!

I change the channel as soon as the news is over on the station that televises this crap. These people are idiots, morons and losers. How does this stupid show stay on the air? I feel like I want to puke when I see them and hear their voices. Are they really that stupid is it just for the show. Where is the show recorded, what sort of education do these idiots have. They remind me of the Kartrashians, morons and imbeciles. I wish that they would go away, disappear, get a life and find something worthwhile to do with their time. Perhaps they can have Beyonce, the Kartrashians, Kaeperpric appear as guests on their show. I want to punch their faces, punch the faces of the writers, producers, directors and those who watch this nonsense. Maybe it is supposed to be nonsense and make light of entertainment. A spoof, joke, making fun of stars. This is like the National Enquirer. Like Jerry Springer, Maury Popvich or other talk shows that are on to insult our intelligence. No wait a minute the I.Q.'s of the viewers is probably less than 35.

Another stupid celebrity show, yet this one is even wackier than some. Americans know more about Lebron's basketball stats and what Brad Pitt ate for lunch than they know about who is running our country. Why people find shows like this(and there are way too many of them) appealing or useful, I'm sure I don't know. Basically, a bunch of dorks sit around a room and chime in with stories of whatever dumb "celebrity" they caught on camera in some candid situation on the street. "We caught the one of the kids from the Cosby Show coming out of a sex store in New Jersey, and then they met with Henry Winkler for some spaghetti at a local restaurant!" Wow... I know I'm impressed. Then Harvey takes a sip of his drink and replies with a dumb expression of excitement or disbelief. "Yeah, wasn't that girl just involved in a telethon for fat people in Montana?" chimes in another. "She sure was!" Then they move on to the next stupid video clip of a Kardashian or some other twit jogging. Why is any of this important? Why do people follow this daily, but don't even know who their vice president is, or where their children are? Basically just another waste of time that keeps Americans dumbed down like Springer, ET, and every other POS trash fest on daytime TV for the bottom-of-the-barrel of society and dumb valley girls while they paint their nails.

The "cast" is a collection of smug haters who haven't noticed that they owe their livelihood to the celebrities they sneer at. The show has no redeeming social value, and as if that weren't bad enough, the cast members dress like they're homeless. Do any of them own a mirror? What are their backgrounds? What are their qualifications for judging others.

TMZ on TV and Online is the single worst thing I have ever seen! The TV show is horrendous. What a bunch of complete idiots, it's unbelievable that this junk is being sponsored to have a slot on television. They all sound like moronic fools. What exactly is their job? Why is this happening? What the heck are they talking about? The subject matters are so stupid it's frightening. The two leaders appear as if they're serious commentators, you have got to be kidding me!! The dumb peanut gallery is hard to watch and even harder to listen to. The low IQ and incredulous chirping that comes out of their mouths is astonishing. Absolutely shocking! There are lots of programs that can take the place of this incredibly stupid, idiotic, dumb as rocks, embarrassment of a "show".