- Ricky Stratton: That wasn't funny, Derek.
- Derek Taylor: Maybe not to you, but from this side of the headstone, it was hilarious.
- Derek Taylor: Let's go. It's gonna kill us.
- [an orangutan begins to play Derek's harmonica]
- Ricky Stratton: With what? Bad music?
- Edward Stratton III: [knocks on Ricky's bedroom door just as Ricky is about to leave through the window] Ricky?
- Ricky Stratton: [quickly climbs into bed] Uh, just a minute, Dad. I'm, uh... I'm wrapping your birthday present.
- Edward Stratton III: Ricky, my birthday isn't for eight months yet.
- Ricky Stratton: I'm a slow wrapper.