Let me preface this review by telling you I've lived in Colorado for many years, and I'm mentally equipped to watch movies this bad, if you know what I mean... Kekeke.
Not that that could make this movie watchable, let me be very clear, this is a horrible movie under any circumstances. The only times I laughed are when I imagined what the production of a particular scene must have been like and it was AWESOME (that's why it got two stars). Seriously, it's phenomenal that enough people signed on and stayed on to make this movie possible. A real testament to the strength of human resolve, I tell ya what...
The production value is a joke, straight up, there's just no way to make that funny. According to IMDb, the budget was $15,000 and that's $14,999 more than anyone in their right mind should have given them. I see better quality movies on Youtube and Vine everyday. Had I not found this movie through a streaming video service, I would've thought I was watching some very weird family's home movie... Oh, and the audio? Clipped an awful lot, kind of annoying to listen to.
The acting itself? Let's just keep this real short and say that the old "I swear that's not mine, officer!" cliché, is much more convincing.
To sum up this movie, I really just feel like they took the diabeetus/amputation plot point of "Soul Food", blaxploited the heck out of it then attempted to give it a "Friday" type edge all with an extremely low budget that was still way too much money based on the premise alone. But in reality, the plot just couldn't hold itself together for more than about 15 minutes. I think? Time is a mystery. Near the end of the movie it was just totally incoherent and I had no idea what was going on. I doubt the movie poster did them favors either, no one wants that nasty old foot in their face, that's just rude.
All things considered, I might just watch it again next weekend.
PS: I really just sat there hoping that the soundtrack from Space Jam would start up out of nowhere. I really did.
