The Town must decide whether they'll upgrade the library or erect a statue of Tama. Lisa discovers she may have a genetic link to the infamous Crawdon Hooker and freaks out.
Mitch decides to get CCTV at the dairy, with embarrassing results. Lisa has a TV interview with Tama in Auckland and goes to Carol and Susan for advice.
Tama's balls come out of his shorts during a try and the town goes into mourning for his embarrassment, leading to a drink or two and a declaration of love.
Lisa tells Tama to break a leg, which he misinterprets as a threat. Mitch and Dave flee the bar and finally spend some quality time together, while Kahu gets in trouble with Derek.
