- Frederick North: People think that I create the horror, but I don't. Horror is already out there, in all of us. It's in you.
- Gerald: Someone like you doesn't want to watch films like that.
- Enid Baines: Like what?
- Enid Baines: My favorite is, er, Stationery Massacre. The repeated stabbing of the man's eye with a compass then his stomach being ripped open with serrated scissors. His guts falling out, his, his stomach being stapled back together.
- Enid Baines: Masterpiece.