- Kim: I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Can I have everyone's attention. Me and my band are going to be playing at the Q Arena, and it is never to late to rock!
- Stan: YEAH!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: YEAH!
- Stan: Yeah!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It is never to late to rock n' roll!
- Stan: Alright, alright. Come on guys, stage dive. Stage dive!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Stage dive!
- Stan: Yeah, we'll body surf you out the front door.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Rock n' roll.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Ow ow ow, watch my carpal tunnel.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
- Amelia: Omigod, they just called again they want that joke back.
- Curtis: [sings really depressing lyrics to a song he just wrote]
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you?
- Moby Type Kid: Excuse me?
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you call yourself a musician?
- Moby Type Kid: Loads of bands use drum loops!
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Loads of elevators play Celine Dion - that don't make it right. Now get your Devil Box outta here!
- Curtis: I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Oh I'm responsible alright. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!
- Matt Gadman: Hey, uh, Uncle Rob?
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: No, I will not buy beer for you and your friends, nor will I lend you my password to porn sites.
- Matt Gadman: Sorry, uncle Rob. Were we playing too loud?
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Too loud is not in my vocabulary.
- Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Instead of a canoe paddling around on a pond, we were like a tank flying down a mountain!
- Amelia: I'm not even embarassed it, and i'm usually embarassed by everything.
- David Marshall: Yeah, well your body's changing.