- [Detective Vicars shares a shock from Lindy's vest so he can see how it feels]
- Detective Vicars: Okay, you know what that tells me?
- Lindy: I'm way more screwed up than you thought.
- Detective Vicars: No. No, it tells me that you'd rather hurt yourself than somebody else. Nevin says I treat you different because you're a woman. She says... I'm going easy on you.
- Lindy: Is she right?
- Detective Vicars: I treat you different because you are different.
- Narrator: Everyone wants to be normal. But no one wants to be ordinary.
- Lindy: [about her date] Oh, my God! The penis! I almost called you in the middle of it. It, like, unfurled itself, like to ten times its length, like, like a travel umbrella! I've only ever heard of that!
- Dr. Munchin: Yeah.
- Lindy: Never actually seen it!
- [Lindy is about to torture Barry]
- Lindy: Interesting ball colour. What we calling that? Oxblood? Claret?
- Barry Kasparzki: Just like a woman, straight for the nuts!
- Lindy: No. I only do that when I'm in a hurry. Although, evolution hasn't really been kind to you guys, putting the on/off switch dangling around in front for any predator to come by and flick!
- Dr. Munchin: [sarcastically] Would you like me to put leeches on your skin? Would you like me to drill a hole in your head to release the demons? Would you like me to make you drink your own urine?
- Lindy: Actually tried that.
- Dr. Munchin: That's disgusting
- [Lindy is straddling the last defeated challenge fighter's neck]
- Barry Kasparzki: That's enough! Fight's over! Everybody out!
- Lindy: If he had a bigger Adam's apple, this'd be really be working for me.
- [first lines]
- Narrator: What makes a person extraordinary? Everyone wants to be normal. But no one wants to be ordinary. And what is normal? We all see the pretty pictures on our feeds. Normal party, normal family, ormal, adorable little girl. But there's always more behind the facade. Most of the time Lindy seems quite normal. But buried deep in her DNA she has a gift. Some call it a condition, or even worse, a disorder, that's just waiting to be activated, and it makes her anything but normal. When people do bad things, Lindy cannot control herself. Maybe if she'd had that normal family, she could've been extraordinary. But, just like Lindy, mommy and daddy had their own demons.
- Barry Kasparzki: Look, even the government, ain't dumb enough to go after Fizel. Are you really that stupid?
- Lindy: You know what? I think I am *exactly* that stupid.
- Lindy: What do you know about him?
- Detective Vicars: Billionaire recluse with his fingers in a bunch of different illegal pies. He's pretty much untouchable.
- Lindy: Oh, I'm gonna touch him. Hard... And a lot. And not in a way he's gonna enjoy.