Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash

A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash.

But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of the action.

What can you expect? Weeellll Puhlenty of T&A that's for sure. Puhlenty of blood. That's for sure. And good and puhlenty bad acting.

The movie is just over an hour long is and made like a Troma film.

Meaning super low (read: NO) budget and cheap effects.

You get what you pay for, but at least it keeps moving and doesn't pretend to be a serious flick. There could have been more naked babes, that's for sure.

BIKINI BLOODBATH CAR WASH is a title that lets you know immediately what you're in for. How could anyone be expecting high art?

That said, there is a shockingly large amount of male breakdancing and shirtless fat men applying lipstick.

While there are probably far better bikini car washes out there, the women are all blazing hot, funny, and professionally trained thespians. Well, maybe that last part is a bit of a stretch.

Let's face it. This is just a barely-there story, used as an excuse to have beautiful women running around naked. On that score at least, it's passable.

As for the killer chef, he's intentionally ridiculous. There's gore, but nothing overly impressive. That is, unless you long to witness male nipples being sawn off.

BBCW is a mirthful mess, as God intended...

Trying to get through college, a group of friends at a bikini carwash decide to unwind at their bosses' house for a party with several friends, but when they start disappearing due to a resurrected serial killer they've battled before try to outwit him again to get away once again.

This one turned out to be a highly enjoyable effort. This one works best as a comedy since this one has numerous genuinely laugh-out-loud moments. Filled to the brim with puns, soundtrack cues of silly, cartoonish noise, slapstick gags and even movie parodies from mainstream films, there's no shortage of funny moments. That there's so much to laugh at in how braindead and utterly moronic they are in every situation imaginable also causes plenty of laughs here based on the complete misunderstanding they have of what's happening, or the nonsequiturs which make no sense, and along with the just-as-stupid group of dancers that get involved with the girls there's a lot of hilarity to be had here as this one prioritizes the laughs over anything else here. However, even with the laughs getting the main portion of attention the horror still has enough presence to serve this one nicely. The fact that there's a really fun and over-the-top method for the killer's resurrection, taking place during the silly ouija board ceremony which shows the great emergence from the graveyard while they cheekily explain their previous encounter. The cheesy confrontations are truly hysterical while also endearingly fun indie-flavored slasher setups, as the killer going around the group in the community offer up some solid scenes. Once it gets to the party and the manner of taking out the partygoers around the house are fun providing this with some great humorous setups and gore. These here are what make the film quite fun. There are some big problems here. The main issue to be had here is the overwhelming comedic aspect that might make this one funny if you're into the genre yet excruciating if you're not. There's more of a focus on the comedy here that some genre fans might not be into, and that could be a problem for some as the over-the-top nature and obvious bent won't be universally appealing, much like the low-budget indie styled gore and bloodshed that make this look cheaper than it is. As well, there's also the rather confusing nature of the film being so short yet filled with several musical dance parties that are redundant and do nothing but eat up time which could've been used to give more time to the finale as this ends abruptly. Otherwise, there's not a whole lot wrong with this one.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language and Nudity.

A group of college girls work with Miss Johnson (Debbie Rochon) to run a car wash... with plenty of bikini action. All is fine and good until Chef Death is raised from the dead following a communication with him via a Ouija board.

This is one of those reviews where, with all due respect to the people who made this film, I have to be brutally honest. Guys, you really impressed me. I'm serious. As a reviewer for Killer Reviews, I often get contacted by independent film makers who send me films that should never have even been conceived of on those long, drunk nights. I feared this was another one... I mean, "Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash"? Who can take that seriously? But they proved me wrong. While the actors are largely amateurs (with Debbie Rochon being an exception and taking a surprisingly large role as the lesbian matron of the college girls) they are all, without a doubt talented and funny people (and attractive, too, if you're worried about the car wash scenes). I laughed out loud many times, and to my surprise my girlfriend loved it, too. In fact, I think her laughter was longer and harder than mine. For a woman who has only been exposed to such films in the past month, she's really grown fond of them and this was one that stands out.

I want to single out Bruce Seymour, who played Community College Commander. I loved the numerous G.I. Joe references and the Michael Jackson references and many of the more obscure bits. But Seymour's role, although brief, made me want to blow liquids out of my nose if I had any liquids with which to blow. Sadly, my cup was empty.

The "blood" part was actually pretty minimal, whereas the "bikini" part was much greater. And yes, friends, there's some nudity. I think this worked well. I'm all about senseless violence and blood and gore. But comedy is so much harder to achieve, which this film did well. Not to say the gore was awful. There was one effect involving a nipple that shows a level of skill and ingenuity rarely presented at this level. Well played, folks.

For anyone who loves bad jokes, pop culture references and the like... you'll really dig this flick. Don't let the cheese factor fool you, these guys are hilarious and deserve more credit than I can give them. The closest I ever saw to a film like this was "The Janitor", or perhaps "Filthy McNasty". I'd place this between the two -- not as great as "The Janitor", but better than Chris Seaver's "McNasty" (sorry, Debbie, I know you love defending Chris, but he has been beaten). If your video store carries this, rent it. If not, it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy it. Support independent film at its finest.