- The Prude: Do you know Wilhelm, he's my husband's golfing buddy?
- 'Sick' Nick Yates: Oh, I don't play golf, my balls are too big.
- Clarence Lane: Playing on a Bowling Alley, This will be like Bowling For Brothers.
- Luke Winthrop: Don't you mean Bowling For Dollars?
- Clarence Lane: You have your shows and I have mine.
- Clarence Lane: I was just a little guy when we me and my pops saw Rush in this real small gig in Cabbage Town.
- Vinnie Russo: In Canada...
- Luke Winthrop: No, F**king Brooklyn!
- Vinnie Russo: Scratch!
- 'Sick' Nick Yates: The reason I called this meeting today is because we have a dog in our presence.
- Iggy Slocum Sr.: Don't you mean rat.
- 'Sick' Nick Yates: No, where I come from it's a dog.
- Ellen Bangs: I hate dogs!
- 'Sick' Nick Yates: I'm part Italian and a dog is the lowest thing to be. They have no backbone and sell out anyone in their trusted circle. I want anyone here who knows the dogs to identify her or him and they will be rewarded.