Green Fingers

A lame script, clunky acting and truly awful direction... for me this came across as having been thrown together in a day by well-meaning amateurs. Put it this way, I'd sooner watch Mrs Browns Boys. Really.

I don't normally write reviews but I felt I must...absolute tripe. Acting is dreadful plot is dull. Time out of my life I will never get back

I watched this, I'll be honest, because I love Pete. Ha, wasn't disappointed, it's silly fun, not supposed to be deep and meaningful. Made me laugh and I enjoyed the acting and sillliness. May not be to everone's taste, but that's the thing with comedy, you can't please everyone! If you enjoyed things like Bottom, Vic & Bob and similar slapstick humour, you will like this. The characters are believable (and let's face it, real people are annoying/daft and get on your nerves sometimes) so for me, this was true to life. Give it a go and make up your own mind!

2 supposed to be gardeners, one is so dumb. Not a lot of gardening going on, a women who looks like she's had too much botox. A woman stalker who just as dumb. Totally boring, only good thing is the theme tune which is quite catchy

Honestly not sure what I've just watched... I did have a chuckle at the odd line... Plot is ridiculous.. Over acting simpleton ridiculous.. And exhausting to comprehend.. Posh bird....met many like her like that, believable.. she's possibly like it in real life... Sarcasm levels high.. But annoyingly high.... I tend to try and watch low budget English films/programmes and ive found some beauties before, sadly not this one though