- Robert L. Ripley: [on rocking chair made from cans] The recipe is as follows: You open a can of beans, throw the contents out of the window, mix well with Portland cement... and then go out and buy yourself a Morris chair.
- [last lines]
- Robert L. Ripley: I'm glad you liked your little trip, Billy. Come again soon!
- Billy: OK, Rip! I'll be seeing ya!
- [first lines]
- Billy's Mother: Billy! Billy, where are you? Where are you, Billy?
- Billy: [poking head up from large chair] Here I am, Mom.
- Billy's Mother: Are you doing your homework?
- Billy: ...No, Mother. But believe it or not...
- Billy's Mother: I thought so. Now, you can't read Mr. Ripley's book until you've finished your lessons.