- Nathan Drake: You just jump, count to five and you pull the cord. How hard can it be? Oh crap!
- [jumps off and pulls parachute cord]
- Nathan Drake: AHHHHHH! Onetwothreefourfive! Ah, crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
- Victor Sullivan: Wait, wait, wait. Something about this feels kinda hinky.
- Nathan Drake: Hinky? You act as if you've never seen a German U-boat in the middle of the jungle before.
- Victor Sullivan: I'm being serious Nate.
- Nathan Drake: [laughs] Tell you what, why don't you stay here, I'll check it out myself and I'll call you if I run into any... Nazis.
- Elena Fisher: Nate, be careful...
- Nathan Drake: [chuckles] C'mon, I always am.
- [bangs head on low celing]
- Nathan Drake: OWWW! I did NOT see that!
- Nathan Drake: [Talking to himself] Strangers trying to kill me. Left my map on a burning plane. Elena's missing, most likely dead. That's great. Great start Nate.
- Victor Sullivan: Nate, let's just pretend for a minute that I don't really care about any of that and cut to the chase will ya?
- Nathan Drake: Man only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the ladies.
- Victor Sullivan: Never had any complaints.
- Victor Sullivan: I saw the way you were eyeing her...
- Nathan Drake: Elena? Heh... I gave up on that when we ditched her at the docks.
- Victor Sullivan: All's fair in love and war.
- Nathan Drake: Yeah... well what if you can't tell the difference.
- Victor Sullivan: Then, my friend, you have a problem.
- [Nate is using a crowbar to pry open an old coffin]
- Elena Fisher: Are you sure you wanna be defiling your ancestor's remains like that?
- Nathan Drake: You make it sound so dirty
- [laughs]
- Elena Fisher: Well, I did do my research and apparently, Francis Drake didn't have any children.
- Nathan Drake: Well, the history can be wrong, you know. For example, you can't defile an empty coffin.
- [the coffin opens and it's vacant]
- Eddy Raja: Tell you what - lead me to the gold, and I just might let you live.
- [Eddy takes out a golden gun]
- Nathan Drake: Is that it? Is that my deal? Die now, or help you, and die later. It's a tough call, but you know what? I'll take "die now."
- Nathan Drake: Somethin nasty happened to these guys. There's blood everywhere... and soup.
- Victor Sullivan: What?