Mizutani Kei: Insatsu no toriko

Hardwired to thrill, this robotically raunchy parody of The Terminator remains a criminally underappreciated Japanese S. O. V Sci-Sexy sensation! A randy young man's promiscuous pee pee will unknowingly sow the heroic seed that emancipates mankind from the evil tyranny of a loveless dystopia. From a grimly mechanized future, wherein all erotic pleasure is prohibited, perky penis protector, Kei Mizutani is transported through time in order to guard this misfit's mythic manhood! Frequently absurd, gloriously goofy, and fleshly fabulous, only the most impotent B-Movie Bolshevik could resist the Terminatrix's voluptuous villainy! Statuesque spandex-clad siren,Shouko Kudou remains the killer queen of cock crushing cybersluts!

Warning!!! Mikio Hirota's terminally titillating 'Terminatrix' features sporadic scenes of perfidious penile pulverising by the preternaturally powerful pelvic floor of a sexy-sinister T-69 (Shouko Kudou).

'Terminatrix' is officially sponsored by the manufacturers of top-selling marital aid 'The Super Orgasmic Stimulator'.

Terminatrix is a film about a chick that goes back in time to save a man's wee wee from being obliterated by a female robot because this man's peter is the key to saving humanity. Well, if you haven't realized it by now, Terminatrix is a border-line sci fi softcore porno movie with a Terminator-like story and it is retarded. Basically what you'll get from this movie is poorly executed sex scenes, sluggish pacing, crappy acting, no action, devoid creativity in terms of environments and so forth. The story has potential dealing with population control and sex bots but this is a softcore porno so uh no. On a positive note, the only thing I got out of this was a fantasy that someday some strange yet beautiful chick would come to my door and grab my flippy dippy and say "your pee pee is very important". But that will never happen to me because my dinky is small. Anyways, this movie blows.

This is pretty much "The Terminator" with the sexes reversed: a female cyborg comes from the future not exactly to kill, but let's say to destroy the reproductive chances of the man who will become the father of the woman who in the future will become the leader of a resistance group against oppression, while another woman also comes from the future to protect him. The similarities end with the basic plot outline, though. "Terminatrix" is slow (the 74 minutes feel like an eternity), dry, underpopulated, cheap (and shot on video), actionless (basically, there is not even one action sequence in the entire movie), and unerotic (plenty of nudity and softcore sex, but more likely to put you to sleep than to turn you on). Kei Mizutani is cute, but this film is worthless. (*)